- Charlotte Page: I gotta go to my big interview.
- Henry Hart: Mm, for what?
- Charlotte Page: The Language, Information and Math Program.
- Henry Hart: Oh, yeah-yeah. LIMP.
- Charlotte Page: It's not called "LIMP."
- Henry Hart: [showing Charlotte her own flyer] L. I. M. P. LIMP.
- Charlotte Page: That's just an unfortunate acronym!
- The Time Jerker: Captain Man and Kid Danger. I had a feeling you'd find me... in *time*.
- Kid Danger: Oh, is that how it is? You're The Time Jerker, so when you say things you use a bunch of puns about time and-and clocks and stuff?
- The Time Jerker: I'll answer that question... if you give me a *minute*.
- Kid Danger: Ooo, he did it again.
- Captain Man: I heard! You know, we can make time-puns, too.
- The Time Jerker: Hmm, I'd like to *watch* you do that.
- Captain Man: Ga...
- Kid Danger: Geez...
- Captain Man: Yeah, I'm gonna... I'm gonna punch the *daylight savings time*... outta... you.
- The Time Jerker: Mm, that was *alarmingly* bad.
- [Captain Man, flummoxed for a response, can only gibber]
- Kid Danger: I got one, I got one.
- Captain Man: Go, go, go.
- Kid Danger: Okay, Time Jerker. I see you walk the walk, but can you... can you tick the tock?
- The Time Jerker: Ugh. That one was so awful, you deserve a *time out*.
- Captain Man: [bested once again] Dang it!
- The Time Jerker: That's right. Tomorrow you two will be yesterday's news, for my patience with you has passed.
- Captain Man: Oh, my God!
- Kid Danger: He's great at that.
- Charlotte Page: I did ir!
- Henry Hart: What'd you do?
- Charlotte Page: I got in!
- Henry Hart: Yes, I did it!
- Charlotte Page: No, I did it.
- Henry Hart: Yeah, sure.
- The Time Jerker: You get away from my time portal.
- Kid Danger: You put down that nine.
- The Time Jerker: [turning it upside-right] It's a six, idiot.
- Ray Manchester: Come on, kid. It's time we told The Time Jerker what time it is.
- Henry Hart: Ha, yeah - jail o'clock.
- Ray Manchester: Let's blow.
- Schwoz: I just made this. I-it shoots backvards.
- Henry Hart: Yeah, I know.
- Schwoz: You can use it to trick bad guys or bad ladies.
- Henry Hart: Well, couldn't you just explain that without making me blast myself in the face?
- Schwoz: I don't see how.
- Ray Manchester: [singing] Good morning to you! Good morning to you! Welcome to Wednesday, your face looks like poo!
- Henry Hart: Ray, it's... 6:57 in the morning.
- Ray Manchester: So? You wake up at 7:00.
- Henry Hart: Yeah, I had three minutes left. You killed three minutes of my sleep joy.
- Ray Manchester: Well, I have a good reason. Who's one of the worst people in Swellview?
- Henry Hart: You.