- [his dinner invite revoked, Ray destroys a cardboard cutout]
- Henry Hart: Ray?
- Ray Manchester: I'm fine.
- [Henry returns home to find a crowd of smiling people, bearing gifts and eerily waiting for him]
- Mrs. Hendricks: So, Henry, we heard that part of your Student-of-the-Month prize is, uh... dinner for two at Montego's.
- Charlotte Page: [amidst crowd reactions] Oh, really?
- Mr. Hart: What?
- Mrs. Hart: I had no idea.
- Jasper Dunlop: [crying out] Oh, please, take me!
- Charlotte Page: [nastily] Why would he take you? I'M his best friend.
- Jasper Dunlop: You are NOT!
- Mrs. Hart: Hey, a boy's best friend is his mother!
- Mr. Hart: Oh, that's a crock of bull.
- Evelyn Hall: Captain Man and Kid Danger, can you tell us what happened here?
- Kid Danger: Well, we found out that The Time Jerker was...
- Captain Man: [being suave while pushing Kid Danger to the background] Hello, Evelyn.
- Evelyn Hall: Hey.
- Captain Man: So about an hour ago I swung by here, crashed through that glass and captured that Time Jerker you see right over there.
- Kid Danger: I also participated.
- Evelyn Hall: Well, Captain Man, once again the city of Swellview owes you a big fat thank you.
- Kid Danger: I also participated.
- Charlotte Page: [part of a hopeful group smiling at Henry] We're just saying you might need someone to fill in and have dinner with you.
- Jasper Dunlop: Um, right! For example, me.
- Mrs. Hart: We just don't want you to be alone.
- Mr. Hart: We love ya, Hen. I'm your dad.
- Mrs. Hart: I gave birth to you.
- Mr. Hart: I watched.
- Mrs. Hart: Oh, big deal.
- Ray Manchester: Look, I didn't tell you this, but I've been going through a rough patch lately.
- Henry Hart: Oh, geez.
- Ray Manchester: I've just been feeling so depressed the last couple of months until you invited me to go with you to Montego's for dinner.
- Henry Hart: Well, yeah, but I mean...
- Ray Manchester: Hey, is it okay if I tell you that I think of you as family? I mean, you're like the little brother or the nephew I never had.
- Henry Hart: RAY, I CAN'T TAKE YOU TO MONTEGO'S!
- Henry Hart: Ray, you're embarrassing me.
- Ray Manchester: [dressed as Henry] Oh, I'm embarrassing you?
- Henry Hart: Yes.
- Ray Manchester: Or is it your chicken-lovin' girlfriend there?
- Henry Hart: It's you!
- Ray Manchester: Okay, you remember two weeks ago, the robbery at that jewelry store?
- Henry Hart: You mean those two robbers who stole the jewelry?
- Ray Manchester: Yeah.
- Henry Hart: [spotting a scruffy stranger in his home] And you are?
- Herb: Oh, my name's Herb. I'm visiting from Los Angeles. Thinking about buying a vacation home here in Swellview, heh. My life's goin' great.
- Henry Hart: And you're here why?
- Herb: I just saw people walking into this house. Joined 'em.
- Henry Hart: What's your emergency?
- Caller: A... a man broke in here and stole all our money and our clothing. We're all here naked. Can you come help us?
- Henry Hart: Uh, I'm sorry. Did you say you're all elderly and naked?
- Caller: Yes, that's right.
- [pause]
- Henry Hart: Sorry, wrong number.
- [hangs up]