Henry Danger (TV Series)

Christmas Danger (2015)

Cooper Barnes: Captain Man, Ray Manchester

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Quotes 

• Kid Danger : Ew. I don't wanna wear a hair net.

  Captain Man : You have to wear one. You're serving food. It's city law.

  Kid Danger : All right... but I'm doin' this begrudgingly.

  Kid Danger : [noticing]  Hey. How come YOU'RE not wearin' a hair net?

  [Captain Man laughs] 

• Captain Man : [arrested and jailed for a misdemeanor]  Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? Seriously?

  Officer Kogen : Please stop saying seriously.

  [Captain Man looks across his jail cell. On the wall is written "seriously?"] 

• Evelyn Hall : [jilted by Captain Man]  Kid Danger, Christmas question: If you went on a date with a girl...

  Captain Man : Oh, here it comes.

  Evelyn Hall : ...and you promised to text the girl the next day, what would YOU do?

  Captain Man : Can you not do this?

  Kid Danger : I... I would text the girl.

  Captain Man : All right. All right, Evelyn. I'm texting you, all right? I'm text you right now, and send. Oh, wait, that's a different Evelyn.

  Kid Danger : Are you serious?

• Henry Hart : [sitting on the jail cell floor]  This does not feel like Christmas.

  Captain Man : Nope.

  Jasper Dunlop : Not at all.

  Charlotte Page : Not even close.

  Mrs. Hart : This is the opposite of Christmas.