Henry Danger (TV Series)

Christmas Danger (2015)

Sean Ryan Fox: Jasper Dunlop

Quotes 

• Jasper Dunlop : Okay! Okay! I am really mad!

  Henry Hart : Dude, I told you, the Santa Claus at the mall isn't gonna let a kid your size sit on his lap.

• Henry Hart : [sitting on the jail cell floor]  This does not feel like Christmas.

  Captain Man : Nope.

  Jasper Dunlop : Not at all.

  Charlotte Page : Not even close.

  Mrs. Hart : This is the opposite of Christmas.

• [Jasper shares copies of the Swellview Book of Laws and Ordinances with the Hart family] 

  Jasper Dunlop : Page 34, "It is illegal to take a photo of a rabbit without a permit." How stupid is that?

  [Mr. Hart rings his hand bell once] 

  Jasper Dunlop : Okay, everyone, now read the laws I've highlighted in your books.

  Henry Hart : Uh, "Ice cream on a cone may only be licked. It is illegal to bite ice cream on a cone."

  [once again, Mr. Hart rings his hand bell once] 

  Jasper Dunlop : Uh, Charlotte.

  Charlotte Page : Okay. "It is against the law to wear more than one hat at the same time."

  [another ring from Mr. Hart's a hand bell] 

  Jasper Dunlop : Piper.

  Piper Hart : "Dads who play handbells must be destroyed."

  Jasper Dunlop : [flipping through his book]  It doesn't say that.

  Mrs. Hart : Well, it should.

  Henry Hart : Agreed.

  Charlotte Page : Yes.

  [Mr. Hart rings his bell vigorously in protest]