Henry Danger (TV Series)

Indestructible Henry, Part 1 (2016)

Michael D. Cohen: Schwoz

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Quotes 

• Schwoz : Ha-ha! I'm a genius!

• Charlotte Page : Come on, Schwoz. You've been examining Henry for twenty minutes. Will you say something?

  Schwoz : Vill you order me a corned beef sandwich?

  Ray Manchester : Schwaz!

  Schwoz : Vhat?

  Ray Manchester : Is Henry gonna be okay?

  Schwoz : I think so.

  Ray Manchester : Oh, thank God. I'll take a tuna salad on whole wheat.

• Ray Manchester : [after Henry survives a bombing]  Too bad the machine that made me indestructible was destroyed.

  [gives Schwoz a significant look] 

  Schwoz : What are you talking about? The densitizer was never destroyed.

  Ray Manchester : YES. It WAS. reMEMBER? The "accident" that "destroyed" the "machine?"

  Schwoz : Vhy are taaalking to me like diiiiiiis? The machine is downstairs.

  Ray Manchester : [blowing up]  Geez, what do you not understand about this look? It means LIE! I wanted you to LIE! Why won't you LIE?

• Schwoz : [trying to fix Kid Danger]  You grab his ankles. Charlotte and I will grab his wrists.

  Kid Danger : Now, wait. What? That doesn't... What... what's gonna happen here?

  Schwoz : On two, ev'ryvon yank and shake.

• Schwoz : [examining Kid Danger]  Now try to viggle your hips.

  [on hands and knees, Kid Danger wiggles his butt] 

  Schwoz : Eh, more viggle.

  Kid Danger : More?

  Schwoz : Yeah. Viggle them like you're a hula dancer trying really hard to get a hula job.

  Kid Danger : [crunch]  ow-ow-ow! owwww! Ow.

  Charlotte Page : Well?

  Schwoz : [dramatically]  Henry had a dislocated buttock.

  Kid Danger : What?