- Captain Man: A C-5 disrupter?
- Karen: Is that bad?
- Kid Danger: Well, on a scale of C-one to C-ten, it's about a five.
- Charlotte Page: Come on, Schwoz. You've been examining Henry for twenty minutes. Will you say something?
- Schwoz: Vill you order me a corned beef sandwich?
- Ray Manchester: Schwaz!
- Schwoz: Vhat?
- Ray Manchester: Is Henry gonna be okay?
- Schwoz: I think so.
- Ray Manchester: Oh, thank God. I'll take a tuna salad on whole wheat.
- Ray Manchester: [after Henry survives a bombing] Too bad the machine that made me indestructible was destroyed.
- [gives Schwoz a significant look]
- Schwoz: What are you talking about? The densitizer was never destroyed.
- Ray Manchester: YES. It WAS. reMEMBER? The "accident" that "destroyed" the "machine?"
- Schwoz: Vhy are taaalking to me like diiiiiiis? The machine is downstairs.
- Ray Manchester: [blowing up] Geez, what do you not understand about this look? It means LIE! I wanted you to LIE! Why won't you LIE?
- Schwoz: [trying to fix Kid Danger] You grab his ankles. Charlotte and I will grab his wrists.
- Kid Danger: Now, wait. What? That doesn't... What... what's gonna happen here?
- Schwoz: On two, ev'ryvon yank and shake.
- Schwoz: [examining Kid Danger] Now try to viggle your hips.
- [on hands and knees, Kid Danger wiggles his butt]
- Schwoz: Eh, more viggle.
- Kid Danger: More?
- Schwoz: Yeah. Viggle them like you're a hula dancer trying really hard to get a hula job.
- Kid Danger: [crunch] ow-ow-ow! owwww! Ow.
- Charlotte Page: Well?
- Schwoz: [dramatically] Henry had a dislocated buttock.
- Kid Danger: What?
- Henry Hart: [ready to try the Densitizer] If this works, I'll be the best sidekick any superhero ever had.
- Charlotte Page: And if it doesn't work, you might end up with eyeballs on your butt. Have fun in the bathroom.