- Diane Nguyen: [Answering phone] BoJack? It's 4am.
- BoJack Horseman: No it's not, it's 7, I'm in New York, I'm calling from the future.
- Jill Pill: [Talking to the waitress] But before you fold the omelette, I would like the chef to hold the pan up and whisper his or her dreams into it.
- BoJack Horseman: I'm not interested in being rebirthed, thank you. I'm still recovering from being birthed the first time.
- BoJack Horseman: I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. You're my friend, and you don't stink of failure. Your stink is one of... good intentions, and youthful exuberance.