Little Men (2016)

Mauricio Bustamante: Acting Teacher

Quotes 

• [acting class, with teacher and student frequently repeating each confrontational exchange multiple times] 

  Acting Teacher : How long have you been doing this exercise?

  Tony Calvelli : How long have you been doing this exercise?

  Acting Teacher : I'm not playing with you!

  Tony Calvelli : I'm not playing with you!

  Acting Teacher : You know, you make me make mistakes in my own exercise!

  Tony Calvelli : You know, you make me make mistakes in my own exercise!

  Acting Teacher : You make me make mistakes in my own exercise!

  Tony Calvelli : You MAKE me make mistakes in my own exercise!

  Acting Teacher : I make you make mistakes!

  Tony Calvelli : I make you make mistakes!

  Acting Teacher : I make this exercise the way I like it!

  Tony Calvelli : I make this exercise the way I like it!

  Acting Teacher : I LIKE the exercise!

  Tony Calvelli : I LIKE the exercise!

  Acting Teacher : I love the exercise!

  Tony Calvelli : I love this exercise!

  Acting Teacher : I don't wanna do any other exercise!

  Tony Calvelli : I don't WANNA do any other exercise!

  Acting Teacher : I DON'T wanna do another exercise!

  Tony Calvelli : I never wanna do another exercise!

  Acting Teacher : I never wanna do another exercise!

  Tony Calvelli : I never wanna do another exercise!

  Acting Teacher : You have a terrible attitude!

  Tony Calvelli : YOU got a terrible attitude!

  Acting Teacher : Your attitude is more horrible than MINE!

  Tony Calvelli : Your attitude's more horrible than MINE!

  Acting Teacher : You're a master of horrible attitudes!

  Tony Calvelli : YOU'RE the master of master horrible!

  Acting Teacher : You got the swiss cheese up inside your skull instead of a brain!

  Tony Calvelli : I got the swiss cheese inside my skull instead of a brain!

  Acting Teacher : I don't know how you get anything done all day long!

  Tony Calvelli : I don't know how I get anything done all day long!

  Acting Teacher : I don't know how YOU get anything done all day long!

  Tony Calvelli : I don't know how YOU get all day done at all!

  Acting Teacher : I don't know what you're talkin' about!

  Tony Calvelli : I don't know what YOU'RE talkin' about!

  Acting Teacher : I never know what you're talkin' about!

  Tony Calvelli : I never know what I'm talkin' about!

  [pause] 

• [continuation of the acting class exercise] 

  Acting Teacher : You're gonna make me ask another question, aren't you?

  Tony Calvelli : I'm GONNA make you ask another question!

  Acting Teacher : There you go, I did it again!

  Tony Calvelli : I did it again!

  Acting Teacher : You did it again!

  Tony Calvelli : You did it again!

  Acting Teacher : You did it!

  Tony Calvelli : You!

  Acting Teacher : You!

  Tony Calvelli : You!

  Acting Teacher : You did it!

  Tony Calvelli : You did it!

  Acting Teacher : You did it!

  Tony Calvelli : I didn't do it!

  Acting Teacher : Get outta my face!

  Tony Calvelli : Get outta my face!

  Acting Teacher : Get outta my face! Get! Out! Of! My! Face!