- Sheldon Cooper: The show must go on, and thankfully all the things my girlfriend used to do can be taken care of with my right hand.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I've loved you since the moment we met, and I'll love you until the end of time.
- Howard Wolowitz: Why are marine biologists always so cute?
- Raj Koothrappali: I don't know, but I'd like to get lost in her Bermuda Triangle.
- Leonard Hofstadter: That's not helpful.
- Howard Wolowitz: Then I won't say I'd like to cover three quarters of her surface area.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Are you done?
- Raj Koothrappali: Not yet, this is fun! Ooh, I know... I'd let her free my Willy.
- [Leonard gets up]
- Raj Koothrappali: Where are you going?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Going to ask her if she'd be willing to talk to Penny. Tell her she has nothing to worry about.
- Howard Wolowitz: Leonard wait.
- Leonard Hofstadter: What?
- Howard Wolowitz: I'd like to spongebob her squarepants.
- Raj Koothrappali: Now we are done.
- Penny Hofstadter: Sheldon, I can't believe you got us a wedding gift.
- Sheldon Cooper: I don't know why you're so surprised. I watch movies. I see what people do.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, after all these years, I still feel like maybe I don't deserve you.
- Penny Hofstadter: Okay, that is the lamest excuse you could have possibly come up with. But I get it.
- Leonard Hofstadter: You do?
- Penny Hofstadter: Yeah. Sometimes I worry I'm gonna wake up, and you're going to leave me for someone like you.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I don't even understand why you're with someone like me. Why would I want to be with someone like me?