- Chloe Dancer: You and Lucifer seem really close.
- Mazikeen: I followed him through the gates of hell.
- Chloe Dancer: I'll take that as a yes.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [after Chloe Decker takes Lucifer's joint and stamps on it] No, it's puff, puff, pass, not puff, puff, stomp angrily!
- Lucifer Morningstar: What I hate more than anything is a liar, a charlatan, someone who doesn't believe in what they say.
- [first lines]
- Jacob Williams: Save your soul! It's up to you! I ask you to repent! Repent your sins before it is too late! It is the end of times! The Devil walks among us!
- Lucifer Morningstar: Padre, you have no idea how right you are.
- [chuckles]
- Lucifer Morningstar: But there's no need to be angry about it. Enjoy the ride.
- Jacob Williams: Bless you. Have you seen the face of the Devil?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, every morning in the mirror, pal.
- Jacob Williams: Exactly! He's in all of us! In our every moment of weakness. Look at this world! The sin, the lust! It is the Devil's touch.
- Lucifer Morningstar: N-N-No, don't give me credit for all that. You humans do plenty all on your own.
- Chloe Dancer: You don't get to decide who gets punished and how!
- Lucifer Morningstar: That's exactly what I do.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Our dung beetle is protecting someone who's following in his footsteps. Protégé, perhaps.
- Chloe Decker: I found out someone else was following Robbie, and someone's been uploading photos online today from Nick's company. Last one was posted one hour ago from a party that's still happening. Our killer could be there.
- [leaves]
- Lucifer Morningstar: [staying at the bar, glass in hand] Right.
- Chloe Decker: Are you coming or what ?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh sorry, I thought this was the part where you leave me behind and say something like "Lucifer, Stay. Good devil."
- Chloe Decker: I'd rather keep my eye on you.
- Lucifer Morningstar: You don't seem too bothered by my being the Prince of Darkness.
- Linda Martin: I'm willing to work within your metaphor.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Right.
- Linda Martin: Sometimes it's easier to make intimate issues about something bigger than yourself.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, there are few things bigger than myself.
- Linda Martin: I'm well aware.
- [giggles]
- Linda Martin: You like to hide insecurity in humor, don't you?
- Lucifer Morningstar: I don't have insecurities.
- Linda Martin: Mm. Everyone does.
- Linda Martin: And you've left Hell behind to take a vacation in Los Angeles?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, where else would I go?
- Lucifer Morningstar: I think you were right, by the way.
- Linda Martin: About what?
- Lucifer Morningstar: That it may be a WHO that's changing me. But now that begs the question: what do I do with her?
- Chloe Dancer: You don't decide who gets punished and how.
- Lucifer Morningstar: That's exactly what I do.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I have an effect on people. It's a way of pulling out their deepest desires, revealing the truth within. It works on everyone. Everyone except for Chloe Decker.
- Mazikeen: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Amenadiel is right. You are changing.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I don't mind the odd smart-assed remark, Maze. They can be quite amusing. But don't you dare disrespect me.
- Mazikeen: Or what? You'll cry really hard on my shoulder?
- Lucifer Morningstar: You will not speak to me this way!