Lucifer (TV Series)
Et Tu, Doctor? (2016)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Chloe Decker : Lucifer...
Lucifer Morningstar : Ah! Speak of the me.
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Linda Martin : What's bothering you right now?
Lucifer Morningstar : Well... right now I'm experiencing a very odd feeling. It's - it's like a fat man sitting on my chest. But not in a fun way.
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Chloe Decker : You're really in therapy?
Lucifer Morningstar : Why is that so surprising?
Chloe Decker : You're the least reflective person I know.
Lucifer Morningstar : I have layers. I'm like an onion. An irresistible one.
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Lucifer Morningstar : You're supposed to be on my side, you know.
Linda Martin : No. I'm supposed to help you process your emotions so you can deal with them constructively.
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, by being on my side and realizing that I'm right.
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Chloe Decker : Unis found Sandy Shaw in her car in a parking structure.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, well, I hope our case didn't ruin your kissy-time with Dan.
Chloe Decker : What is with your recent obsession with my love life?
Lucifer Morningstar : Obsession?
[laughs]
Lucifer Morningstar : That's awfully defensive. Probably indicates deeper issues, wouldn't you say?
Linda Martin : I agree. Why are you so defensive, Lucifer?
Chloe Decker : Good question!
Lucifer Morningstar : Et tu, Doctor?
Linda Martin : Lucifer, you asked me to analyze the situation.
Lucifer Morningstar : No, I asked you to help figure out what's wrong with her.
[pointing at Decker]
Chloe Decker : Did you now?
Linda Martin : Nothing's wrong with her. She's a woman balancing a lot on her plate, and, as far as I can tell, doing a fantastic job.
Chloe Decker : Why, thank you. You're right, Lucifer, she's amazing.
Lucifer Morningstar : No, she's verbal Ebola. Where's the button to put the glass up?
Chloe Decker : [scoffs] This isn't a limo, Lucifer. And, Dr. Linda, you should really join us more often.
Lucifer Morningstar : [scoff, sighs] Getting double teamed is usually much more fun than this.
Chloe Decker : Mmm. Gross.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Maze! You haven't wished me happy birthday.
Mazikeen : The Devil doesn't have a birthday.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, I do now. I burned my wings. I feel reborn.
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Lucifer Morningstar : I just learned the strangest thing. Spoiler alert, Amenadiel found Dr. Linda. He was an angel on her shoulder, trying to control me. I wonder how my dear, angelic brother got such a wickedly clever idea.
Mazikeen : I did it to protect you.