The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Bachelor Party Corrosion (2015)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : In the spirt of the bachelorette party, I baked cookies shaped like male genitals.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, Amy, you didn't have... Wow! That is anatomical!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Thank you. The veins are blue gummy worms.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, look. Jewish and gentile.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I had some dough left over.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Come on. Leonard's doing bachelor stuff. You sure we can't take you to a strip club?
Penny Hofstadter : No, if I wanna see a naked dancing man I just flush the toilet while Leonard's in the shower.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : If my mother could see me now, she'd send me to the sin closet.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : That's a joke, right?
Amy Farrah Fowler : The joke was on her. I could still watch TV through the slats.
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Penny Hofstadter : Before I made that call, my pig was alive and happy, rolling around in the mud. Now he's illegally buried in our back yard next to my great grandmother.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Really, they didn't eat him?
Penny Hofstadter : No, he was a beloved member of the family.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : The breakfast meat family?
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Amy, I noticed your status still says "in a relationship" on Facebook.
Amy Farrah Fowler : You're right. I should probably let all of my Facebook friends know. Penny, I'm no longer in a relationship.