The Muppets. (TV Series)
Bear Left Then Bear Write (2015)
Steve Whitmire: Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat, Statler, Beaker, Lips
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Quotes
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Kermit the Frog : I once had a chance to go to medical school, but it turns out they just wanted to dissect me.
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Yolanda : Fozzie asked me to remind you to read the sketch he wrote for the show.
[Kermit looks over at Fozzie, who gives him an enthusiastic wave]
Kermit the Frog : [sighs] I already read it.
Yolanda : I did, too. It's a dumpster fire.
Kermit the Frog : Eh. You're being too nice.
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Kermit the Frog : [Fozzie was knocked out with a tranquilizer] Fozzie?
[Fozzie groans groggily]
Kermit the Frog : Fozzie! Fozzie!
Fozzie Bear : [delirious] Am I dead?
Kermit the Frog : It's okay, buddy, I'm here.
Fozzie Bear : [delirious] Oh my god, you're dead, too! My best friend's dead!
[groans]
Fozzie Bear : But at least we're together in the afterlife. After the way you treated me, I wasn't sure you'd make it up here.
Kermit the Frog : We're alive.
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Fozzie Bear : [Dazed] Have you ever been shot by a tranquilizer dart, Kermit?
Kermit the Frog : No, but I once licked my third cousin and that walls began to melt, so I feel ya, bro.
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Fozzie Bear : Kermit, have you ever been hit by a tranquilizer dart?
Kermit the Frog : No, but I once licked my third cousin and the walls started melting, so I feel you, bro.