- Kermit the Frog: I once had a chance to go to medical school, but it turns out they just wanted to dissect me.
- Yolanda: Fozzie asked me to remind you to read the sketch he wrote for the show.
- [Kermit looks over at Fozzie, who gives him an enthusiastic wave]
- Kermit the Frog: [sighs] I already read it.
- Yolanda: I did, too. It's a dumpster fire.
- Kermit the Frog: Eh. You're being too nice.
- Kermit the Frog: [Fozzie was knocked out with a tranquilizer] Fozzie?
- [Fozzie groans groggily]
- Kermit the Frog: Fozzie! Fozzie!
- Fozzie Bear: [delirious] Am I dead?
- Kermit the Frog: It's okay, buddy, I'm here.
- Fozzie Bear: [delirious] Oh my god, you're dead, too! My best friend's dead!
- [groans]
- Fozzie Bear: But at least we're together in the afterlife. After the way you treated me, I wasn't sure you'd make it up here.
- Kermit the Frog: We're alive.
- Fozzie Bear: [Dazed] Have you ever been shot by a tranquilizer dart, Kermit?
- Kermit the Frog: No, but I once licked my third cousin and that walls began to melt, so I feel ya, bro.
- Fozzie Bear: Kermit, have you ever been hit by a tranquilizer dart?
- Kermit the Frog: No, but I once licked my third cousin and the walls started melting, so I feel you, bro.