The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Perspiration Implementation (2015)
John Ross Bowie: Barry Kripke
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Quotes
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Barry Kripke : Gentlemen, welcome to the fencing club. Before we start, I just want to warn you, fencing isn't a joke. I hope you're not here because you think it's going to be like Star Wars.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's not why we're here.
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, I'm here because I think it's gonna be like Game of Thrones.
Howard Wolowitz : And maybe a little Princess Bride.
Raj Koothrappali : Ooh, ooh! I forgot about Princess Bride! That's my answer!
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Sheldon Cooper : Excuse me, Barry?
Barry Kripke : Yes?
Sheldon Cooper : When can I stab one of my friends?
Barry Kripke : In fencing, we don't call it a stab. We call it a touch.
Sheldon Cooper : Uh, yes, I'm aware. But if I say I want to touch one of my friends, I'll get called into Human Resources.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Listen, I should warn you that maybe asking Amy out isn't a good idea.
Sheldon Cooper : Barry, a word?
Leonard Hofstadter : And now the crazy version of what I just said.
Sheldon Cooper : If you intend to pursue Amy, you leave me with no choice but to put a stop to it.
Barry Kripke : And how are you gonna do that?
Sheldon Cooper : By challenging you to a duel.
Barry Kripke : You've had one lesson. I'll destroy you.
Sheldon Cooper : That is why the duel will take place at high noon, three years from today. If you're worth your salt as an instructor, I should be ready by then. Yeah, and be warned. I'm going to touch you all over.
Leonard Hofstadter : Wow, that was crazier than I thought.