The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Perspiration Implementation (2015)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny Hofstadter

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• Penny Hofstadter : I think it's great you guys want to get more exercise, but do you really think sports is the right choice for you?

  Leonard Hofstadter : What are you saying? We're not coordinated enough to play sports?

  Penny Hofstadter : Okay, Leonard, sweetheart, you twisted your ankle playing Scrabble.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I got a triple-word score with a double letter Q. If that's not a time to bust out the Scrabble dance, what's the point of having one?

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : Stuart took that rejection like a pro.

  Penny Hofstadter : Well, he knew he was on the breast cam.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I don't have much practice turning men down. It wasn't so much fun.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, you get used to it. Some guys you have to turn down over and over.

  Penny Hofstadter : And sometimes we marry them anyway.

• Penny Hofstadter : Uh, have you read the online reviews for this place?

  Stuart Bloom : Eh, the Internet's so negative. I try to avoid it.

  Penny Hofstadter : All right. Well, Heather H. says, "The owner stared at me the whole time and didn't blink once." Kelly M. says, "The creepy guy who runs it asked me out, then called himself stupid before I could say no." Jessica K. says, "I told the weird owner that I liked his shirt. He took it off and gave it to me."

  Stuart Bloom : See? Negative.