The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Perspiration Implementation (2015)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Barry Kripke : Gentlemen, welcome to the fencing club. Before we start, I just want to warn you, fencing isn't a joke. I hope you're not here because you think it's going to be like Star Wars.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's not why we're here.
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, I'm here because I think it's gonna be like Game of Thrones.
Howard Wolowitz : And maybe a little Princess Bride.
Raj Koothrappali : Ooh, ooh! I forgot about Princess Bride! That's my answer!
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Leonard Hofstadter : Barry Kripke started a fencing club.
Sheldon Cooper : Interesting. Sword fighting does hold a certain elegant appeal. And I would imagine it meets many of our personal criteria for a sport.
Leonard Hofstadter : It's indoors, so no sunscreen.
Sheldon Cooper : No throwing, no catching, no running.
Leonard Hofstadter : No gym shorts that can be yanked down.
Sheldon Cooper : Or worse, up.
Leonard Hofstadter : Preach.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, ready for lunch?
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, one sec.
Sheldon Cooper : Is that the prototype drive system for the high-G rover?
Howard Wolowitz : No, Bernadette got me a Fitbit so she can track how much I'm exercising.
Leonard Hofstadter : That'll teach her to care about your health.
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, I can't wait to see the look on her face when I die young.
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Penny Hofstadter : I think it's great you guys want to get more exercise, but do you really think sports is the right choice for you?
Leonard Hofstadter : What are you saying? We're not coordinated enough to play sports?
Penny Hofstadter : Okay, Leonard, sweetheart, you twisted your ankle playing Scrabble.
Leonard Hofstadter : I got a triple-word score with a double letter Q. If that's not a time to bust out the Scrabble dance, what's the point of having one?
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Leonard Hofstadter : I'm surprised you wanted to go to a sports bar, Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : Look at this blister. Like it or not, we're athletes now.
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Sheldon Cooper : I smell funny. I taste salty.
Leonard Hofstadter : You're just sweaty from exercise.
Sheldon Cooper : And kind of delicious. I wonder how many licks it would take to get to the center of me.
Leonard Hofstadter : I know it only takes one doctor's finger.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Look at all these activities the university has. Rock climbing club, archery, flag football.
Sheldon Cooper : Had me at flag, lost me at football.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Listen, I should warn you that maybe asking Amy out isn't a good idea.
Sheldon Cooper : Barry, a word?
Leonard Hofstadter : And now the crazy version of what I just said.
Sheldon Cooper : If you intend to pursue Amy, you leave me with no choice but to put a stop to it.
Barry Kripke : And how are you gonna do that?
Sheldon Cooper : By challenging you to a duel.
Barry Kripke : You've had one lesson. I'll destroy you.
Sheldon Cooper : That is why the duel will take place at high noon, three years from today. If you're worth your salt as an instructor, I should be ready by then. Yeah, and be warned. I'm going to touch you all over.
Leonard Hofstadter : Wow, that was crazier than I thought.
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Sheldon Cooper : You know, when my honor is insulted, and I need to challenge someone to a duel by slapping them across the face with my glove.
Leonard Hofstadter : When was your honor insulted?
Sheldon Cooper : My last physical.
Leonard Hofstadter : Again, that doctor didn't insult your honor, he just checked your prostate.