- [Kid Danger struggles to find a more comfortable position inside the coffin and winds up with his face in Captain Man's armpit]
- Kid Danger: This is much worse.
- [Captain Man bursts out in a giggle]
- Kid Danger: What?
- Captain Man: [in seriousness] It tickles when you talk into my armpit.
- Kid Danger: Whadda you mean it tickles?
- Captain Man: [giggles] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop...
- Kid Danger: Okay, okay, okay.
- Jasper Dunlop: [over the walkie talkie] This is White Shadow. Are you there, Green Bean? White Shadow to Green Bean, do you read me? Over.
- Henry Hart: Okay. Please do not call me Green Bean. All right?
- [no response]
- Henry Hart: All right?
- Jasper Dunlop: [shouting from outside the house] I can't respond until you say "over!"
- Henry Hart: [over the walkie talkie] Over.
- Jasper Dunlop: [likewise] Copy that.
- Piper Hart: [reclining on the cemetery grass as did Captain Man earlier] .Look at all those stars. So stupid!
- [lying pressed together in the coffin, about to be rescued]
- Captain Man: Quick, our gum balls!
- [Captain Man and Kid Danger quickly extract their bubble gum, chew and blow]
- Kid Danger: So now we're trapped in the middle of the Swellview Cemetery six feet under the ground.
- Captain Man: Thanks for clearin' that up, 'cuz I thought we were at the Taylor Swift concert in New Mexico.
- Kid Danger: Hey! It's not cool to be sarcastic while we're buried alive!
- Charlotte Page: [trying to reach Kid Danger or Captain Man] Where are they?
- Schwoz: Relax. There's no reason to vorry.
- Charlotte Page: But it's been two hours. Why don't they respond?
- Schwoz: [calmly] Maybe something terrible happened to them.
- Charlotte Page: Well, that's why I'm worried!
- Schwoz: Oh. Uh, okay.
- Captain Man: [attacked by a floating shovel and buried alive together] I think Charlotte was right. Invisible Brad is alive.
- Invisible Brad: [heard shoveling dirt on top of them] Here. Here. A little bit there...
- Kid Danger: [incredulously] What was your first clue?
- Jasper Dunlop: [as Henry and Ray are about to transform] White Shadow to Sweet Kumquat. White Shadow to Sweet Kumquat. Over.
- Henry Hart: [tossing over his walkie talkie] Here, Charlotte, you talk to Jasper.
- Charlotte Page: Hang on, Jasper. Sweet Kumquat's busy.
- Henry Hart: Well, we should probably take Ray's underwear off the wall.
- Charlotte Page: Yeah. Lemme know how that goes.
- Jasper Dunlop: [over the walkie talkie] White Shadow to Magic Muffin. Over.
- Henry Hart: Okay. I don't want you to call me Green Bean OR Magic Muffin.
- Jasper Dunlop: White Shadow to Prancing Pony. Over.
- Henry Hart: Worse!
- Captain Man: [as Kid Danger digs] Wow. Look at the stars. You ever look up at the stars and think, "Hey, stars... , I'm better than you?"
- Ray Manchester: We're goin' to the Swellview Semedery.
- Henry Hart: [correcting] Cemetery.
- Ray Manchester: Well, both pronunciations are acceptable.
- Henry Hart: Nah, I don't think they are.
- Ray Manchester: Well, I think you're wrong.
- Henry Hart: Okay, boss.
- [Jasper receives Petite Walkie Talkies in the mail sent to the Hart household]
- Jasper Dunlop: See, on the back it says, "Small enough to slip into your shirt pocket or your brassieri."
- Henry Hart: I think that's "brassiere."
- Jasper Dunlop: No. These were made in America.