The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Platonic Permutation (2015)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : This reminds me of home.
Emily Sweeney : You worked at a kitchen?
Raj Koothrappali : I was in India. It was humid and smelled funny.
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[Opening lines]
Raj Koothrappali : Have you guys seen this feature that lets you talk to Siri without pressing any buttons? Hey, Siri. What time is it?
Siri : The time is 6:37 p.m.
Howard Wolowitz : So now anyone can control your phone? Hey, Siri. Show me pictures of naked grandma butts.
Raj Koothrappali : Nice try. It only recognizes my voice.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh.
[Imitates Raj's accent]
Howard Wolowitz : Hey, Siri. Show me pictures of naked grandma butts.
Raj Koothrappali : I don't sound like that.
Siri : Here are some images of naked grandma butts.
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Howard Wolowitz : So we don't even get to be up front?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : What does it matter?
Howard Wolowitz : I was hoping some little kid would walk up and say "Please, sir. May I have some more?"
Raj Koothrappali : We're in a soup kitchen, not a production of Oliver.
Howard Wolowitz : It's not like I'm expecting them to sing.