The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Earworm Reverberation (2015)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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• Sheldon Cooper : I had a song stuck in my head, and then I realized the song was about you. And just like an earworm, I can't get you out of my heart. What I'm trying to say is, you're my heartworm. The metaphorical kind, not the poodle-killing kind.

• Sheldon Cooper : I have an eidetic memory, I should be able to remember what this song is. Something must be wrong with me.

  Penny Hofstadter : See? I told you if we waited long enough he'd figure it out.

• Sheldon Cooper : This song won't get out of my head! Can you imagine anything so irritating?

  Leonard Hofstadter : This is a trick question, right?

• Sheldon Cooper : This is the beginning of my descent into madness. Soon I will test the limits of public nudity.

  Penny Hofstadter : Public nudity?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Don't worry, it just means going barefoot.

• Penny Hofstadter : Do you even like the Beach Boys?

  Sheldon Cooper : They have beach right in their name. What do you think?

• [Opening lines] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Sheldon Cooper's Descent into Madness, Day Two. It's 2:25 and I feel the need to urinate. My usual urination time is 7:30. Yet here I am, struggling to keep my mind sharp, and my pajamas dry. Soon I will lose my tenuous grasp on reality. I guess I should go pee while I still know what a toilet is.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Since when do you hum songs?

  Sheldon Cooper : What are you talking about?

  Leonard Hofstadter : You were just humming.

  Sheldon Cooper : Are you sure? Sometimes when my brain really gets moving, it makes noise.

• Penny Hofstadter : She did soften your life, didn't she?

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes. She's like the dryer sheets of my heart.

• Sheldon Cooper : Dear crazy future Sheldon, this is a thermostat. It controls the temperature of the apartment. The ideal setting is 72 degrees. If you find this too cold, then put on a jacket... a straight jacket, 'cause 72's the best and you're crazy.

• Sheldon Cooper : Empedocles thought he was a god and jumped into a volcano. Pythagoras had an irrational fear of beans. Tesla fell madly in love with a pigeon, who he claimed loved him back.

  Penny Hofstadter : Maybe he just had bread in his pocket.