Ocean's Eight (2018)
James Corden: John Frazier
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Quotes
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Debbie Ocean : [as she sits down] Hello, John.
John Frazier : Hello, Debbie. You look well, how long's it been?
Debbie Ocean : A few years, minus good behavior.
John Frazier : Right
Debbie Ocean : Yeah
John Frazier : Thank you for calling. I was gonna call you.
Debbie Ocean : Yeah, I didn't do it.
John Frazier : Of course not. You were just on camera 20 feet away while the jewels were being nicked. It's a coincidence.
Debbie Ocean : No. That's a solid alibi.
John Frazier : What is it? Is it genetic? Are the whole family like this?
Debbie Ocean : Except for my Aunt Ida.
John Frazier : Librarian?
Debbie Ocean : Hmm. Homemaker.
John Frazier : Right, I'm gonna make this easy for you. I don't want you. I just want the necklace. I don't care. I'll say I found it in a cab.
Debbie Ocean : How about some of it?
John Frazier : How much?
Debbie Ocean : Hypothetically, 10%.
John Frazier : And where's the hypothetical rest?
Debbie Ocean : Oh, I don't know. Literally.
John Frazier : Oh, God. This is exhausting! I mean, when they said come over, I was like... Ugh. You know, with the jet lag, the time difference, Arsenal in the Cup Final this weekend. But now I'm here. It's bloody interesting.
Debbie Ocean : Yeah?
John Frazier : So it's not just profit, it's revenge. It's a twofer.
[about Claude]
John Frazier : He frames you, you frame him, scores are settled.
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John Frazier : [to Claude] Problem is, the necklace has been stolen and a fake has been put in its place. Right now, you're the person with the greatest opportunity.
Claude Becker : Why would I wanna steal a necklace?
John Frazier : That's what I keep asking myself. Why would this guy, who's got everything,
[pointing at statues]
John Frazier : two of these... Why would that guy wanna steal a necklace?
Claude Becker : What was your answer?
John Frazier : Maybe he doesn't have everything.
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John Frazier : [to the Cartier reps] I'm not a member of law enforcement. I work with the insurance carrier. Which means I'm either looking for fraud or I'm looking for the real necklace. Beyond that, I couldn't care less.
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John Frazier : [points to the pictures] Do you know this woman?
Daphne Kluger : No.
John Frazier : Debbie Ocean, convicted felon. Her brother, Danny Ocean, more convicted felon. She was present on the night of the incident.
Daphne Kluger : Did she steal the necklace?
John Frazier : Apparently not, she's the only one with an alibi. Smiling at the camera the entire time.
Daphne Kluger : Oooh! So?
John Frazier : So I have five innocent people who seem to be suspects, and someone who should be a suspect but isn't. I have cameras covering every inch of the museum, except for the loo, where $150 million was stolen from that neck, your neck.
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John Frazier : [to the Cartier reps] Whoever stole this necklace managed to get out without being detected. Which means we're looking for someone very smart. Gentlemen. I've seen a thoroughbred racehorse thrown into a tree shredder. People will go to great lengths to defraud an insurance carrier.
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John Frazier : ...I mean when they said come over I was like, ugh, you know with the jet lag, the time difference, Arsenal in the cup final this weekend, but now I'm here, it's bloody interesting now...