- The Cat: I know what you're thinking, 'cause I'm thinking exactly the same thing: What's in the box? And can we empty it so I can sit in it?
- Father: I'm your father, and that sweet woman that you insulted with your rude birth is Mother. If you need love, I beg you, find it elsewhere. Thank you. Oh, you are Tim, and you are a Willoughby. Good day, sir.
- The Cat: If you love stories about families that stick together and love each other through thick and thin and it ends happily ever after... this isn't the film for you, okay?
- Barnaby A & B: It's a candy factory!
- Barnaby A & B: So many machines.
- Barnaby A & B: So many buttons.
- Barnaby A & B: Levers.
- Barnaby A & B: Buttons.
- Barnaby A & B: Levers.
- Barnaby A & B: Buttons.
- Barnaby A & B: Levers.
- Barnaby A & B: Buttons.
- Tim: We sailed a dirigible over an ocean! Climbed the unclimbable!
- Barnaby A & B: We didn't actually climb.
- Barnaby A & B: I know, but it's a nice speech.
- Jane: We're hungry.
- Barnaby A & B: Haven't eaten in hours.
- Barnaby A & B: Days. Starving.
- Barnaby A & B: What's Food?
- The Cat: [Licking its genitalia] What? Don't look at me like that, that is how I wash... everything.