Photos
Quotes
-
Selina Meyer : You're gonna cancel this recount like Anne Frank's bat mitzvah.
-
Ben Cafferty : I've just been kibitzing with the Qatari ambassador, Mohammed bin Nasser bin Khalifa Al Jaffar.
Selina Meyer : Please don't have him sign the guest book.
Ben Cafferty : Yeah, he comes bringing a message from China.
Selina Meyer : Why would China go through Qatar?
Ben Cafferty : Qataris love to insert themselves. They're wet-fingered.
Selina Meyer : They're into ass play?
Ben Cafferty : [sticks his index finger into his mouth and then takes it out] No, they have a gift for sensing prevailing political winds.
Selina Meyer : I'll bet they're into ass play, too.
-
Selina Meyer : Lord God, please ease my mother's pain and suffering.
Gary Walsh : [whispers] Yes, Lord. Yes, Lord.
Selina Meyer : Ease her passing. Ease it all.
Gary Walsh : Yes.
Selina Meyer : Ease it down the... the... Lord, let her daughter, Thy humble servant, be the first woman elected President of the United States. Please, this is so much to bear.
Gary Walsh : Oh, it is, Lord. It is.
Selina Meyer : Hear my prayer.
Gary Walsh : Hear her prayer.
Selina Meyer : Lift me up.
Gary Walsh : [raises left arm in prayer] Lift her up, Lord.
Selina Meyer : No, I mean actually lift me up 'cause my heel is stuck in this thing.
-
Mike McLintock : I hope Mee-Maw's okay.
Selina Meyer : She's been at death's door like five times, - but she always bounces back to life.
Gary Walsh : It's true.
Selina Meyer : She's like that guy that guy
Gary Walsh : Lazarus.
Selina Meyer : Rasputin.
-
Catherine Meyer : Mom, you should say hi to her.
Selina Meyer : Honey, if I wanted to talk to an unconscious person I'd book myself on Charlie Rose.