- BoJack Horseman: Taneisha, nobody completes anybody. That's not a real thing! If you're lucky enough to find someone you can halfway tolerate, you sink your nails in and you don't let go, no matter what.
- Taneisha: So what? I should just... settle?
- BoJack Horseman: Yes! Thank you, exactly: settle! Because, otherwise, you're just gonna get older and harder and more alone. And you're gonna do everything you can to fill that hole- with friends and your career and meaningless sex, but the hole... doesn't get filled. And one day you're going to look around and you're going to realize that everybody loves you... but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.
- White Rhinoceros: I'm a gynecologist. I specialize in fertility. Tell you what, I'd be happy to put you in the stirrups, and take a look at the ol' cat eggs.
- Princess Carolyn: Ecch! Not if you were the last albino rhino gyno on the planet!
- White Rhinoceros: Well, I'm the only albino rhino gyno I know! Shall we get some wine?
- Princess Carolyn: Oh great! You're also a win---e addict.