BoJack Horseman (TV Series)

Stop the Presses (2016)

Will Arnett: BoJack Horseman

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• BoJack Horseman : It's so sad that when you see someone as they really are, it ruins them.

• BoJack Horseman : I never subscribed to the L.A. Gazette. I never read the L.A. Gazette. I have called this number so many times to ask you to stop sending it to me. Yet every morning I open my door on a new addition of the L.A. Gazette. It's like I'm living in a really boring episode of The Twilight Zone.

• BoJack Horseman : So then we had sex.

  The Closer : What? Why?

  BoJack Horseman : I dunno. I was lonely, she was there. Why does anyone have sex with anyone?

  The Closer : Intimacy? Affection? A deep need to connect to the world at large. The same reasons 3 million people subscribe to the L.A. Gazette.

• BoJack Horseman : I don't want to talk to someone. What I want is to have control over my own life. Which is why I'm begging you to please cancel my delivery of the L.A. Gazette.

  The Closer : I don't think you want to do that.

  BoJack Horseman : I promise you that I do.

  The Closer : No, because that's just theater. It allows you to think you're in control, but the whole idea of control is a myth. The universe is a wild beast. You can't tame it, all you can do is try to live inside it.