BoJack Horseman (TV Series)
Best Thing That Ever Happened (2016)
Will Arnett: BoJack Horseman
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Quotes
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BoJack Horseman : [Talking to Princess Carolyn while she is cooking] Just 'cause you're good at something doesn't mean you have to do it. I'm good at driving sober, but I don't relish the opportunity.
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BoJack Horseman : I do love you, by the way. I mean, as much as I am capable of loving anyone. Which is never enough. I'm sorry.
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Princess Carolyn : You say you want professionalism? Bullshit. You want a mommy you can slide your dick in and out of.
BoJack Horseman : I can want that and also want professionalism. A sex mommy that also keeps her boundaries, is that too much to ask?
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Princess Carolyn : Did you ever love me? At all?
BoJack Horseman : I don't, I-I'm not... you know that I don't do the whole love thing. Either you end up hurting someone or they hurt you, so what's the point?
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BoJack Horseman : I'm a real jerk, huh?
Princess Carolyn : Yeah but, you're honest, straightforward. You're not fake nice and you don't beat around the bush. Your heart is tender so you protect it from other people, but sometimes you open up a wall and it's incredible. You're doing the best you can considering your asshole parents. You've got great taste in art, and that pink spot on your nose is just adorable. How many nice things was that, about ten?
BoJack Horseman : Yeah, just about.
Princess Carolyn : Okay one more. You let me help you tonight because you knew I needed it. You did it for me. Which was very sweet.
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BoJack Horseman : Everyone's dumb and I am great. Why do I always forget that?
Princess Carolyn : That's the spirit.
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BoJack Horseman : You like it when I'm a mess. Because it makes you feel good about yourself.
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Princess Carolyn : You are loved by millions.
BoJack Horseman : That's not a compliment. So is Kim Jong Un and Teri Hatcher.
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BoJack Horseman : Critics are the worst. That's my review of critics. Two thumbs down! Four percent fresh! One star! You all eat a flat butt!
