BoJack Horseman (TV Series)

Best Thing That Ever Happened (2016)

Amy Sedaris: Princess Carolyn

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• Princess Carolyn : You say you want professionalism? Bullshit. You want a mommy you can slide your dick in and out of.

  BoJack Horseman : I can want that and also want professionalism. A sex mommy that also keeps her boundaries, is that too much to ask?

• Princess Carolyn : Did you ever love me? At all?

  BoJack Horseman : I don't, I-I'm not... you know that I don't do the whole love thing. Either you end up hurting someone or they hurt you, so what's the point?

• BoJack Horseman : I'm a real jerk, huh?

  Princess Carolyn : Yeah but, you're honest, straightforward. You're not fake nice and you don't beat around the bush. Your heart is tender so you protect it from other people, but sometimes you open up a wall and it's incredible. You're doing the best you can considering your asshole parents. You've got great taste in art, and that pink spot on your nose is just adorable. How many nice things was that, about ten?

  BoJack Horseman : Yeah, just about.

  Princess Carolyn : Okay one more. You let me help you tonight because you knew I needed it. You did it for me. Which was very sweet.

• BoJack Horseman : Everyone's dumb and I am great. Why do I always forget that?

  Princess Carolyn : That's the spirit.

• Princess Carolyn : You are loved by millions.

  BoJack Horseman : That's not a compliment. So is Kim Jong Un and Teri Hatcher.

• Song on radio : Keep driving, keep driving / Girl, don't turn that car around / Break your pattern of needing to fix other people / Just keep on driving away

  Princess Carolyn : Ugh, who do they write these songs for?

  Song on radio : Don't go back to the restaurant, Princess Carolyn / Keep driving away