Veep (TV Series)
Thanksgiving (2016)
Peter MacNicol: Jeff Kane
Quotes
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Jeff Kane : This is just for one term here, Jonah. You're merely acting as a placeholder for Ezra.
Jonah Ryan : Once I'm in, I'm in. I went to the White House on a three-week placement. I'm a MRSA infection. You don't get rid of Jonah Ryan.
Jeff Kane : Listen to me, all right? I'm not asking you, I am telling you.
Jonah Ryan : Yeah, but it's not my fault if Cousin Lezra ends up eating my nut dust and becoming the goofy Paul Simon to my angelic-voiced Art Garfunkel.
Jeff Kane : Can I talk to you down here just a minute?
Jonah Ryan : [leaning forward] Yeah.
Jeff Kane : Now listen to me, you walking trisomy. I could get dog shit in a condom elected in New Hampshire. You are my puppet. I'd let you dance. And when I stuff you back in the toy box to let Ezra lead, you will be grateful I ever let your wooden painted face take the stage. Now, do you or do you not understand me?
Jonah Ryan : Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
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Jeff Kane : You don't give me names, Beardo. I give you names. So take your list, roll it up real tiny, attach it to the leg of a carrier pigeon, and have it fly up tubby's dick.