Crashing (TV Series)
Episode #1.2 (2016)
Adrian Scarborough: Colin
Quotes
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Colin : [Melody and Colin are lunching at "We Don't Give a Fork," the no-cutlery restaurant. Throughout this scene they have food all over their hands from scooping it to eat] I will continue to live with my wife and her lover until they...
Melody : Have sex in the bath while you're shaving your face?
Colin : That would do it, yes.
Melody : I think you should live with me. Just for a bit. I think you would like being painted. I'd be generous with your penis.
Colin : OK. I don't think this... I'm not...
Melody : I don't want anything weird from you! I want to get to know you, I want to paint you, I want to make love to you. I want to be your friend! What do you want?
Colin : [Looking down at his bowl and food-smeared hands] I want a fork.
Melody : I'll fork you.
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Colin : [Colin and Melody are seated for lunch at the café where Anthony is serving. The place is called "We Don't Give a Fork" as sign on the window and on Anthony's shirt] Can we please have some cutlery?
Anthony : You've already got it. Hold out your hands.
[Anthony places Colin's hands in the bowl of food]
Colin : Aargh!
Anthony : We're a no-cutlery restaurant. It's a contemporary interpretation of the traditional North African hand-to-mouth dining etiiquette.
Colin : I'd rather just have some cutlery.
Anthony : We don't give a fork.
[Beat]
Anthony : They make us say that.
[We read the same phrase from the logo on Anthony's shirt]
Colin : Very cool. Thank you.
[Melody licks food from her fingers. She licks from her elbow up to her hand. Colin just watches]