The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Valentino Submergence (2016)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Since we're live, you'll finally be able to reach out to us with your flag thoughts and flag questions.
Sheldon Cooper : Allow us to answer a few quick ones that we get all the time. Um uh, yes, I really am a doctor. Uh, yes, she really is my girlfriend.
Amy Farrah Fowler : And no, I just blink a lot; it's not Morse code for rescue me.
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Sheldon Cooper : Raj, I'm sorry you're suffering. When Amy and I were broken up, I also suffered. And this may sound surprising, but I'm grateful for having gone through it.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Really?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes. I believe our relationship now is stronger than ever.
Amy Farrah Fowler : So do I.
Sheldon Cooper : When we were apart, I learned how important you are to me.
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[last lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Did you know the singular of confetti is confetto?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Interesting. And when would you use the singular?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm glad you asked. Amy, you have a confetto in your nose.
[she rubs her nose]
Sheldon Cooper : No no no no. Other side.
[she rubs the other side]
Sheldon Cooper : There you go.
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Sheldon Cooper : Please. All comments and questions should be flag-related.
Barry Kripke : All wight. Is my pole fwag-wewated?
Sheldon Cooper : I don't see why not.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Look, I know you both feel bad about being alone, but sometimes the best thing you can do is take a little time for yourself, especially when you just got out of a relationship.
Sheldon Cooper : Speaking of ending relationships, when British Honduras became Belize, they designed a new flag with a tree on it, and I would like to hang myself from that tree.
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Gentlemen.
Leonard Hofstadter , Raj Koothrappali , Howard Wolowitz : [muttter] Hello.
Sheldon Cooper : If any of you are looking for something to to on Valentine's Day, Amy and I'll be streaming our first ever *live* episode of Fun with Flags. You're welcome to join us as we celebrate the timeless love affair between wind and flapping fabric.
Sheldon Cooper : Penny and I have dinner reservations that night, but any other time no.
Howard Wolowitz : Sorry. Bernie and I are breaking in the new hot tub, if you know what I mean.
Sheldon Cooper : Not a clue. Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : Spending Valentine's Day with Emily.
Leonard Hofstadter : Don't sound very excited about it.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, I am, I am. I gue- I guess I'm still wondering if Emily and I are right for each other.
Howard Wolowitz : Does this have to do with that girl you had coffee with?
Raj Koothrappali : You mean the strong, sexy angel I can't stop thinking about? Who can say?
Howard Wolowitz : You've been talking about breaking up with Emily forever; why don't you just do it already?
Leonard Hofstadter : Just get it over with.
Raj Koothrappali : You say it like it's easy. Have any one of you ever broken up with anyone?
[long pause]
Howard Wolowitz : No.
Leonard Hofstadter : Not really.
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, uh, once I ordered an Uber by accident; I just got in and went somewhere.
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Sheldon Cooper : [about his live 'Fun with Flags' show] I hope people will be around to watch even though it's Valentine's day.
Amy Farrah Fowler : People who are fans of an internet show about flags, trust me they're around.