- Master Mongrel: Master Oogway, Master Shifu!
- Shifu: Master Mongrel, what is it?
- Master Mongrel: [pants from exhaustion] He's coming, a giant of a warrior! He calls himself Boar.
- Boar: [in the countryside] I am Boar!
- Master Mongrel: [scenes alternate between the countryside and the Jade Palace throughout the conversation] He's unstoppable.
- Boar: I am unstoppable!
- Master Mongrel: He's invincible!
- Boar: I am invis - insiv - I am Boar!
- [Boar tosses an ox villager through several walls]
- Master Mongrel: He's defeating the masters one by one, he's heading this way. Shifu, only you can stop him.
- Boar: What are you doing? You are nothing! I just defeated Shifu!
- Young Tigress: No. I'm not Shifu.
- [growls]
- Young Tigress: I am Tigress.
- Mr. Ping: Po, did you hear ? Some idiot cook poisoned Shifu.
- Po: What ?
- [fell down the stairs]
- Po: Is he dead ?
- Mr. Ping: Not yet, but he will be when they catch him.
- Po: No, I meant Shifu.
- Mr. Ping: Oh no, he's alive... Barely.
- Po: [Gulps]
- Mr. Ping: So? how did you do ?
- Po: Oh, I've made a mess.
- Mr. Ping: Oh, that you did. Ah, my son, the chef. I'm so pride.
- Po: Yeah, about the whole chef thing, uh... Maybe there's something else I'd be good at.
- Mr. Ping: Well, let's see how good you are at cleaning up this mess.
- Po: Good thinking, Dad! I could clean things. I'd be a great cleaner.
- Mr. Ping: [laughs] You a cleaner ? I can't even get you to take a bath ! You're funny ! You should be a comedian.
- Po: A comedian ! Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- Mr. Ping: Or a dancer ?
- Po: Got it dancer ! I can do graceful ?
- Mr. Ping: You graceful ?
- [Chuckles]
- Mr. Ping: I feel sick !
- Po: Then you need a doctor ! I could be a doctor... Cleaner, comedian, dancer, doctor. Great what else ?
- Po: An emperor !
- Po: [Gasp] Can I ?
- Mr. Ping: No, i was just kidding. Po. Your destiny is to become a chef, like me.
- [first lines]
- Oogway: [voice] Who knows the ways of the universe? Where and when a raindrop might fall? How strongly a wind will blow?
- Oogway: [rain falls, thunder rumbles] A cleaner, a comedian, a dancer, and even a little doctor. It was no accident that you found them.
- Young Tigress: I failed Shifu.
- Oogway: Worse, you are failing yourself. No matter how much you try, you will never be Shifu.
- Oogway: [dramatic pause] The question is... can you be Tigress?
- Shifu: [the Five have just arrived at the Jade Palace] Sloppy, very sloppy. Your technique is unorthodox and undisciplined. Training begins right away.
- Shifu: [Tigress sighs sadly] Tigress! What are you doing?
- Shifu: [Shifu opens the doors to the Jade Palace's gym] It's time to develop this 'tiger style' of yours. I am very proud of you.
- Young Tigress: [Tigress sighs joyfully] Master.
- Shifu: Wait, You're welcome to stay. You fought well, with courage and honor. We must explore those skills of yours.
- Shifu: [Tigress giggles softly; Shifu talks to Mantis] You are tiny, very small, but I already know how much pain you can inflict.
- Mantis: You're welcome.
- Shifu: [to Monkey] Oh, four fists, huh? I think you should be able to handle this.
- [Shifu gives a combat staff to Monkey, then examines Crane's wings]
- Shifu: Hmm, whatever their nature, your limbs will become your weapons. your shields, your best allies.
- Shifu: [Shifu goes to Viper next] Ah, right, no legs.
- Viper: [sheepishly] Yeah, oops.
- Shifu: We'll work something out.
- [Viper giggles]
- Shifu: All right then, we have five new kung fu styles to perfect.
- Po: [picks up a radish] Nice radish.
- Mr. Ping: Po, help! Help me!
- Po: Sorry, excuse me, coming through. Dad! I'll protect you from that... pen?
- Mr. Ping: I need you to autograph your stuff.
- Po: Stuff?
- Mr. Ping: Business has doubled since I turned your bedroom into a gift shop.
- Po: Gift shop?
- Mr. Ping: Dragon Warrior souvenirs with every purchase!
- Po: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're selling my stuff?
- Mr. Ping: Oh no, no, no, no.
- Young Pig: Oh boy, thank you!
- Mr. Ping: I'm giving it away.
- Po: What? What about my Furious Five figures? Where are they?
- Mr. Ping: I put them in the box over there.
- Po: This... box?
- Mr. Ping: Uh, whoops.
- Po: Noooo! No...
- Mr. Ping: I'm sorry, Po.
- Po: Dad, they're handmade scale replicas with kung fu action! I made them the day I fell in love with kung fu! I have to find them!
- Mr. Ping: Po, it was an accident!
- Po: [Po starts searching the village frantically] Where are they?
- Oogway: Accident... or destiny? Little does Po know that it was just such an *accident* that brought the Furious Five together all those years ago. This is the story of how the Five came to be.
- Shifu: Straighten up!
- Young Tigress: Yes, Master Shifu.
- Shifu: Wider! Lower stance, hold your ground. Steady! Strong! Chin up; this is the way of kung fu.
- [grunts]
- Oogway: I can't even tell them apart.
- Shifu: [grunts] Focus, control!
- [Shifu continues to grunt while Tigress does her exercises]
- Shifu: [Tigress lets out a small hiss] Control!
- Oogway: [Tigress roars and leaps into the air] Ahh, there she is.
- Shifu: [Tigress lands on the ground] What are you doing? That's not proper form! This is not control. and stand on your feet!
- Young Tigress: I'm sorry, Master, I - I don't know what got into me, I won't let it happen again.
- Shifu: I wish I could believe that.
- [sighs]
- Shifu: 100 laps.
- Young Tigress: Yes, Master Shifu.
- Shifu: Higher knees!
- Young Tigress: Yes, Master Shifu!
- Oogway: She wants to make you proud.
- Shifu: Well, maybe I could be proud if she was doing the correct form.
- Oogway: 'Your' form.
- Shifu: Is there another kind?
- Oogway: Shifu, an acorn can only become the mighty oak, not a cherry tree. You must let her grow into what she will be.
- Po: [while chopping vegetables] Chop, chop, chop, ow! I know I put it around here somewhere! Oh, the spices, right.
- Po: [pours the noodle mixture into a wok] So, uh... what do you guys do all day up at the -
- [Po sneezes into the food]
- Po: Jade Palace?
- Palace Goose: Kung fu.
- Po: [with a sniffle in his voice] Thank you, bless you, too.
- Palace Goose: No, no, kung fu.
- Po: Oh yeah, kung fu. That's really... neat how you do the... fu thing... with the... kung...
- Palace Goose: You have no idea what that is, do you?
- Po: No, no, I don't.
- Palace Goose: [carrying the meal in a bag] Well, I should get this back.
- Po: Right, yeah, of course. They're gonna love it, love it!
- Young Tigress: Master, it would be an honor to fight for you.
- Shifu: No, you are not ready. Oof!
- [an ailing Shifu belches from indigestion, while Oogway chuckles]
- Shifu: [to the goose] Get me a scroll.
- Shifu: [Shifu writes on the scroll] This is a list of four warriors, find them in the Wang Fu village and hurry!
- Oogway: No, send Tigress.
- Young Tigress: Master, I won't disappoint you.
- Oogway: Mmm.
- Shifu: Be back before dawn. Do not fail me.
- Young Tigress: I will make you proud.
- Shifu: Hmm.
- Mr. Ping: So, how did you do?
- Po: Oh, I've made a mess.
- Mr. Ping: Oh, that you did. Ah, my son, the chef; I'm so proud.
- Po: Yeah, about the whole chef thing, uh... maybe there's something else I'd be good at.
- Mr. Ping: Well, let's see how good you are at cleaning up this mess.
- Po: Good thinking, Dad! I could clean things, I'd be a great cleaner.
- Mr. Ping: [laughs] You a cleaner? I can't even get you to take a bath! You're funny, you should be a comedian.
- Po: A comedian! Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- Mr. Ping: Or a dancer.
- Po: Got it, dancer; I can do graceful.
- Mr. Ping: You, graceful?
- [Chuckles]
- Mr. Ping: I feel sick.
- Po: Then you need a doctor!
- [Po writes on a scroll]
- Po: I could be a doctor, cleaner, comedian, dancer, doctor... Great, what else?
- Mr. Ping: An emperor.
- Po: [gasps] Can I?
- Mr. Ping: No, I was just kidding! Po, your destiny is to become a chef, like me.
- Po: I can't be a chef, I'm the one who poi... nted out that I... can't be a chef. Dad, I'm never gonna be like you.
- [Mr. Ping nervously gulps]
- Po: I just... I don't know what I want to do.
- Mr. Ping: Hm, I know what you can do: take out the trash.
- Young Tigress: May I add... it was an honor to serve you.
- Shifu: Why Tigress, what is this?
- [coughs]
- Young Tigress: The - the warriors on your list.
- Viper: Warriors?
- Crane: Uh...
- Viper: Where?
- Shifu: [reads Po's scroll] This is not my list. Where are the warriors that I sent for?
- Warrior: [the four other red panda warriors that Shifu intended to recruit are playing cards back at the temple in Wang Fu] Uh, is it my turn?
- Young Tigress: I - I don't understand, it must be an accident.
- Oogway: Ah, there are no acci -
- [Shifu stops Oogway from completing his sentence]
- Young Tigress: Master, forgive me.
- Warrior: You disappoint me. Who will defend the valley now?
- Crane: Wait, we can help Tigress.
- Young Tigress: What?
- Crane: We can... fight... a little... bit.
- Viper: Yes, you can count me in, too.
- Monkey: Let's do this.
- Mantis: I'm not actually even a doctor, so I'm in.
- Shifu: You can help by leaving.
- Monkey: Okay, bye.
- Young Tigress: No, no, Master, please listen. I have seen them, they have skills.
- Shifu: But they are not the warriors I sent for!
- Young Tigress: It's been an honor to know you.
- Monkey: Oh...
- Viper: But, Tigress...
- Shifu: Why Tigress, what is this?
- [coughs]
- Young Tigress: The - the warriors on your list.
- Viper: Warriors?
- Crane: Uh...
- Viper: Where?
- Shifu: [reads Po's scroll] This is not my list! Where are the warriors that I sent for?
- [coughs]
- Warrior: [the four red panda warriors that Shifu intended to recruit are playing cards back at the temple in Wang Fu] Oh, is it my turn?
- Young Tigress: I - I don't understand, it... must be an accident.
- Oogway: Ah, there are no acci-
- [Shifu stops Oogway from completing his sentence]
- Young Tigress: Master, forgive me.
- Shifu: You disappoint me. Who will defend the valley now?
- Crane: Wait, we can help Tigress.
- Young Tigress: What?
- Crane: We can... fight... a little... bit.
- Viper: Yes, you can count me in, too.
- Monkey: Let's do this.
- Mantis: I'm not actually even a doctor, so I'm in.
- Shifu: You can help by leaving.
- Monkey: Okay, bye.
- Young Tigress: No, no, Master, please listen. I have seen them, they have skills.
- Shifu: But they are not the warriors I sent for!
- [coughs]
- Young Tigress: It's been an honor to know you.
- Monkey: Oh.
- Viper: But, Tigress...
- Young Tigress: I'm sorry.
- Young Po: This is terrible.
- Mr. Ping: Yes, they're leaving before breakfast.
- Young Po: No, Dad, if I hadn't poisoned Shifu with my food, then none of this would have ha... ppened.
- Mr. Ping: Po? You cooked that meal for Shifu? So Shifu ate noodles from Ping's Noodle Hut?
- Young Po: Dad, I'm sorry, I was gonna tell you, but...
- Mr. Ping: No, this is fantastic!
- Young Po: But...
- Mr. Ping: Now serving the Jade Palace: Ping and Son. You can't buy this kind of publicity.
- Mr. Ping: But, Dad...
- Mr. Ping: If we hurry, we'll be the only ones selling food to all those starving folk.
- Young Po: Wait...
- Mr. Ping: I'll get the pots.
- Young Po: But...
- Mr. Ping: Gather some roots and mushrooms from the hilltop and I'll see you up there later.
- Young Po: [sighs] Okay, I'm on it.
- Boar: [Tigress takes a few calming breaths to prepare herself for battle; Boar blasts through the forests] I am Boar!
- Young Tigress: [Boar approaches] I hold my ground... steady, strong. This is the way of kung fu.
- Boar: [Boar snorts derisively as he approaches] So, you're gonna stop me? Ha ha ha ha ha, let's see!
- Boar: [Tigress punches Boar, pushing him backward, Boar gets up and approaches Tigress] Is that all you got? I'm disappointed.
- Boar: [Tigress blocks Boar's punches with her arms,before he knocks her down] I was expecting a challenge!
- [laughs]
- Young Po: [starts to pick mushrooms, then pauses when he sees Tigress fighting Boar, he gasps in awe] Ohh.
- Mantis: [Tigress continues to punch and kick Boar] Buddy, hold your breath, it's gonna hurt!
- Young Tigress: [Tigress kicks Boar, who skids in the dirt] All right, all together! Ha! Twist your hips, recoil, and extend!
- Boar: [the Furious Five deliver flying kicks to Boar, knocking his tusks out] I've... been... stopped.
- Young Po: [Boar hits the ground and passes out; Po's eyes turn into hearts as he witnesses kung fu for the first time in his life] Kung fu. I know, I know what I want to do! I know what I want to do! Whoa! Ohh...
- [Po trips on the ground, then gets back up]
- Young Tigress: I guess we're done here.
- Monkey: Hey, we could be a team!
- Young Tigress: Yes.
- Crane: Great!
- Mantis: What should we call ourselves?
- [Boar groans from pain]