- Kämäräinen: [after meeting two 'naturist' / nude hikers, as they walk off] Let's follow them!
- Janne Syväjärvi: [Looking on, considering for very short while] No, there's nothing more pathetic than middle aged men drooling over random asses.
- Janne Syväjärvi: If you're going to follow, please shut up... and leave the beer here!
- Kämäräinen: These are expensive beers: I ordered from Holland. 15.6% ABV freeze distilled!
- Girl's bog hiker's leader: Girls, let's sprint across the bog!
- Bog hikers: [All twelve young women hikers pass the three hiking lads along the bog narrow duckboards, to each individually, one after the other] Hello
- [in Finnish 'Terve']
- Inari Juntura: [Being hit on - again - by Pikku-Mikko] Besides, I love Janne
- [her husband]
- Inari Juntura: - not always, but usually!
- Joukkueen jäsen: [after colleague, Kai, has fallen asleep in the open, mosquito thick wilderness - with his penis out...] You're closer to the meaning of life. A hundred females have sucked your dick.
- Joukkueen jäsen: I've written a joik* about the debt crisis in Europe - and about the local supermarket.
- [*traditional laplander / Sami throat singing song / poem]