Mom (TV Series)
Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men (2016)
William Fichtner: Adam Janikowski
Quotes
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Bonnie : How long were you a stunt man?
Adam : For about 20 years.
Bonnie : Have I seen you in anything?
Adam : Could be. You know the movie where the guy gets in his car, starts it up and it explodes?
Bonnie : Yeah?
Adam : I'm that guy.
Bonnie : Oh my God, I love you!
Adam : So what do you do?
Bonnie : Nothing as fancy, I'm a building manager.
Adam : What's that?
Bonnie : Well you know when your toilet clogs up and you call somebody and they never show up?
Adam : Yeah?
Bonnie : I'm that person.
Adam : Oh wow, I hate that guy.
Bonnie : You are not alone.
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Adam : What're you doing?
Bonnie : Actually you just caught me stepping out of a relaxing bubble bath and I'm soaking wet. How about you?
Adam : I just finished working out and I'm all sweaty and feeling real good about myself as a man.
Bonnie : What're you really doing?
Adam : Sitting in my underwear eating corn flakes watching a dog show.
[Bonnie laughs]
Adam : I think the Pomeranian's gonna take the whole fricking thing. So, what're you really doing?
Bonnie : [folding laundry] I really just got out of the tub.
Adam : Fine, be that way.
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Bonnie : [laughs] You were so right about this movie.
Adam : A whole different side of Clint Eastwood isn't it?
Bonnie : You mean the side of Clint Eastwood that makes movies with a monkey?
Adam : Not a monkey, he's an orangutan, he was a big jerk!
Bonnie : You're kidding.
Adam : I was his stunt double! He wouldn't give me the time of day.
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Bonnie : Okay, I added the eggs, now what.
Adam : Now you put in a tablespoon of curry.
Bonnie : A whole tablespoon?
Adam : Trust me.
Bonnie : [barely sprinkles in any in a spoon] Okay, adding the curry.
[taps spoon on the bowl]
Bonnie : It's all there.
Adam : Okay, now *really* put it in.
Bonnie : How'd you know I didn't?
Adam : We've been talking for a while, I get the idea you have trust issues.
Bonnie : Wow, a man who actually listens, you sure you're straight?
Adam : Yes, said the man giving you his meatloaf recipe.