Mom (TV Series)

High-Tops and Brown Jacket (2016)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Jill Kendall : [wearing a tight shirt with her breasts sticking out]  Hey Bonnie, I haven't seen much of you lately.

  Bonnie : Yeah well I'm seeing a lot of you.

• Christy : Mom, when's the last time you went to a meeting?

  Bonnie : I don't know, when's the last time you got laid?

  [smacks Christy on the butt] 

• Christy : You need to go to a meeting.

  Bonnie : Enough with the meetings! It's not about a meeting, it's about two people who clearly aren't meant to live together. The man is impossible! He clips his fingernails, he watches TV, he looks at his watch, he sleeps, how am I supposed to love a man like that?

  Christy : Mom.

  Bonnie : I KNOW! I need a meeting!

• Bonnie : You were staring at Jill's breasts!

  Adam : I couldn't help it, those things were so big they threw a shadow.

• Christy : So what're your plans for the evening?

  Bonnie : Gonna get takeout Chinese and hump my way into a bladder infection.

  Christy : Always the lady.

• Christy : Where's Adam?

  Bonnie : Adam's in a timeout.

  Adam : [from the bedroom]  Christy, she won't give me back my chair!

  Christy : [furious]  You took his chair away? Are you insane? What if he has to pee?

  Adam : I do!