The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Big Bear Precipitation (2016)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Penny : Is that the way you want to play it? All right. Never have I ever made up a name for my genitals.
Leonard Hofstadter : I never should have told you about Alvin and the Chipmunks.
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : [Over footage of a forest] It's nice to get back to nature. Why don't I do this more often?
[Cut to Sheldon in his apartment wearing a virtual reality headset; Leonard and Penny enter]
Sheldon Cooper : What a beautiful forest. Oh, hello, little butterfly. What's your na-?
Sheldon Cooper : [as he reaches out to touch the butterfly, Leonard puts his face to Sheldon's hand, startling him] Ow!
Leonard Hofstadter : Whatcha doing?
Sheldon Cooper : I was enjoying some virtual reality, 'til you ruined it with your actual face.
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Sheldon Cooper : Cell service is down to one bar, so if anyone needs medical attention, or to tell a stranger their political views are stupid, now's the time.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Have you ever been off the grid before?
Sheldon Cooper : Once. The battery ran out on my phone; I had to wait for my iPad to turn on.
Leonard Hofstadter : I was afraid he was going to eat me.
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Penny : Hey, you guys wanna play a drinking game?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, now, w-now, we'll never win. You always play the drinking game.
Penny : Not *the* drinking game, *a* drinking game.
Leonard Hofstadter : To be fair, you're good at both.
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Penny : You know, there's a cabin in Big Bear that a doctor I work with keeps offering me.
Leonard Hofstadter : Because he's hitting on you?
Penny : She!
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, good.
Penny : But I could get her.
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Penny : [about Leonard's secret bank account] My God, Leonard, do you know what I could do with that money?
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, I do, and that's why I hid it
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Leonard Hofstadter : There goes our hike.
Sheldon Cooper : Aw, not the hike? Now we'll have to stay here safe and warm.
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Penny : What's that?
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, I bought a baseball cap.
Penny : I can see that. What team?
Leonard Hofstadter : Hufflepuff from the Harry Potter movies.
Penny : Well, we'll be in the woods.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You know, never have I ever made love out in the woods in the rain.
Penny : All right, guess I have to drink.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You have shoes you love but never wear. I have money I love but never spend. We're kind of a cute couple that way.
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Penny : We could still go; a little rain isn't going to kill us.
Leonard Hofstadter : Have you been outside in the rain with Sheldon?
Penny : No.
Leonard Hofstadter : You'd wish it would kill you.