The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Big Bear Precipitation (2016)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : [to Sheldon] I can't believe you've been arrested!
Sheldon Cooper : I can't believe Penny hasn't!
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Sheldon Cooper : [about Penny and Leonard going to a cabin] You be sure and say hello to all the mosquitoes, bees, bears, snakes, possums, poison oak. Oh, and last but not least, teenagers with guitars.
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : [Over footage of a forest] It's nice to get back to nature. Why don't I do this more often?
[Cut to Sheldon in his apartment wearing a virtual reality headset; Leonard and Penny enter]
Sheldon Cooper : What a beautiful forest. Oh, hello, little butterfly. What's your na-?
Sheldon Cooper : [as he reaches out to touch the butterfly, Leonard puts his face to Sheldon's hand, startling him] Ow!
Leonard Hofstadter : Whatcha doing?
Sheldon Cooper : I was enjoying some virtual reality, 'til you ruined it with your actual face.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : You know, if that study's real, Leonard might come back smarter than you.
Sheldon Cooper : Are you trying to manipulate me?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes.
Sheldon Cooper : Well done, it worked. We're going.
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Sheldon Cooper : Cell service is down to one bar, so if anyone needs medical attention, or to tell a stranger their political views are stupid, now's the time.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Have you ever been off the grid before?
Sheldon Cooper : Once. The battery ran out on my phone; I had to wait for my iPad to turn on.
Leonard Hofstadter : I was afraid he was going to eat me.
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Sheldon Cooper : Shall we check each other for ticks?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, all we did was walk in from the car.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, well, suit yourself. Who wants to check me?
[Drops his pants]
Amy Farrah Fowler : On the other hand, safety first.
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Penny : Hey, you guys wanna play a drinking game?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, now, w-now, we'll never win. You always play the drinking game.
Penny : Not *the* drinking game, *a* drinking game.
Leonard Hofstadter : To be fair, you're good at both.
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[last lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Never have I ever drunk milk past its expiration date.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Never have I ever cancelled a dentist appointment.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, uh, never have I ever put my foot in the ocean.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Never have I ever honked if I liked anything.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, uh, never have I ever thrown, caught or touched a Frisbee.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Never have I ever put salt on my food without trying it first.
Sheldon Cooper : Unph. Never have I ever pushed all the buttons in an elevator.
[Amy drinks, Sheldon gasps]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, we all have a past.
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Leonard Hofstadter : There goes our hike.
Sheldon Cooper : Aw, not the hike? Now we'll have to stay here safe and warm.