The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Viewing Party Combustion (2016)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : I have a question about Batman. Batman is a man who dresses up like a bat. Manbat is a part man part bat hybrid. Now, if Manbat dressed up as a man to fight crime, would he be Manbatman;?
Leonard Hofstadter : No, he'd be Batmanbat.
Howard Wolowitz : But wouldn't Manbatman just be a batman that was bitten by a radioactive man?
Howard Wolowitz : But Batman is a man. You're talking about a man who would have the powers of a man. That's just Manman.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, isn't Manman just Man?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, what if Manman dressed as a bat?
Raj Koothrappali : Well, that's just Batman.
Leonard Hofstadter : No, if a man dresses as a bat, that's Batman, but if Manman dresses as a bat that's Batmanman.
Howard Wolowitz : So, does that answer your question?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, I haven't asked it yet.
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Leonard Hofstadter : If Sheldon's testosterone dipped, he'd become a butterfly.
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[last lines]
Sheldon Cooper : [knock-knock-knock] Leonard.
[knock-knock-knock]
Sheldon Cooper : Leonard.
[knock-knock-knock]
Sheldon Cooper : Leonard.
Leonard Hofstadter : What?
Sheldon Cooper : I never got to ask my question about Batman.
Leonard Hofstadter : What is it?
Sheldon Cooper : If Batman were bitten by a radioactive manbat and then fought crime disguised as Manbat, would he be Manbatmanbatman or simply Manbatmanbatbatman?
Penny Hofstadter : Is he still wearing the Batman suit under the Manbat suit?
Sheldon Cooper : I'll be back.
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Sheldon Cooper : A party sub implies it's a party.
Leonard Hofstadter : Your attendance implies it's not.
Sheldon Cooper : I like a party as much as the next man. As long as the next man doesn't like a party.
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Raj Koothrappali : That's Claire; gotta run.
Leonard Hofstadter : Thought you were back with Emily.
Raj Koothrappali : Uh, actually, I'm seeing both of them.
Leonard Hofstadter : You mean like through their window from behind a bush?
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Penny Hofstadter : Uh-oh, somebody's still pouting.
Leonard Hofstadter : Leave me alone.
Penny Hofstadter : If it's because you lost a stick, I know where it went.
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Penny Hofstadter : I don't always defend Sheldon.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, yes, you do; you know you have a weird brother-sister Elliott-E.T. relationship with him.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Did you know she has him add things to the roommate agreement so she can get her way and not fight with you about it?
Leonard Hofstadter : Son of a bitch.