Lucifer (TV Series)

Everything's Coming Up Lucifer (2016)

Rachael Harris: Linda Martin

Quotes 

• Lucifer Morningstar : In human terms, once upon a time, a boy met a girl, and they fell in love. They had sex. The only trouble was, they were celestial beings, so that moment created the universe.

  Linda Martin : Mm, the Big Bang?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Never knew how appropriate the name was until now, did you?

• Linda Martin : Sounds like there's a lot of blame to go around.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Yes.

  Linda Martin : Is there anyone you might be leaving out?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Anyone I'm leaving out. Um... Oh, you're right. Yes.

  [Dr. Martin looks hopeful] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : If you'd fixed my existential problem earlier, none of this would have happened. Well, good on you for taking responsibility, Doctor. It's very noble.

  [She sighs] 

• Linda Martin : You don't think you deserve any of the blame for what happened with your mother?

  Lucifer Morningstar : No. That's between her and Dad.

  Linda Martin : Then whose fault is it?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well, I suppose none of this would have happened if Amenadiel had been watching over Hell like he was supposed to.

  Linda Martin : I thought that was your job.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well, it was, but when I abdicated, it became his. Sort of like a game of hot potato.

• Lucifer Morningstar : Well, I've assumed a lot about my mother, including the fact that she wants revenge for what I did to her.

  Linda Martin : And now she doesn't?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well, it doesn't appear so, no.

  Linda Martin : And why is that a bad thing?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well, because, Doctor, if she's not coming to kill me, then I don't know what she's doing. And...... that's truly terrifying.

• Linda Martin : You've never mentioned your mother before. Why is that?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well, you wouldn't understand, would you?

  Linda Martin : I'd like to.