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Ella Lopez : Okay, so based on the burn pattern, which is pretty gnarly in this case, it looks like the highest concentration of accelerant was placed, well...
[Gestures to the victims genitals]
Ella Lopez : Here.
Lucifer Morningstar : Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.
Chloe Decker : [Not assumed] Lucifer.
Lucifer Morningstar : I mean, I've heard of hot pants, but this really brings new meaning to the term "fire crotch," doesn't it?
Chloe Decker : *Lucifer*.
Lucifer Morningstar : Wait. I have more. "Smokey Bobinson". "Weekend at Burnie's".
Ella Lopez : His burning bush?
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, very good! That was actually me, by the way, so don't tell anyone
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Ella Lopez : Time of death was two hours ago, but apparently he's been missing for almost two days.
Lucifer Morningstar : Ooh, that's a long time on a sex rack. Not a record, but quite impressive.
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Charlotte : I just don't understand. Of all the things that you could do with your talents, law enforcement?
Lucifer Morningstar : Have you considered I might enjoy exploring humanity?
Charlotte : They eat, darling. All they do is eat. And then afterwards, the food comes out changed and not for the better.
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Lucifer Morningstar : What do you think you're doing?
Charlotte : I'm taking your lead, son. Learning about your beloved humanity.
Lucifer Morningstar : By dancing at my club?
Charlotte : Well, I saw all the people on the tables smiling and I wanted to discover what they were so happy about.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, is it possible it's the money that I pay them?
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Lucifer Morningstar : Okay, Detective, this next part will be much easier if you're not here, so I'm gonna politely ask you to leave, okay?
Chloe Decker : I'm not going anywhere.
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Charlotte : Well, what am I supposed to do, just sit here and hide?
Lucifer Morningstar : See a movie, go to a museum. Catch up on what's happened over the past few thousand years. You'd be surprised.
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Charlotte : So you're going to punish me anyway?
Lucifer Morningstar : I am, indeed. And not because I've been brainwashed by Dad or I'm trying to prove anything. I punish because I'm good at it. I like giving people their due. Makes me happy.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Lucifer reaches to touch crotch
Chloe Decker : DONT touch the charred crotch walks away mumbling never thought i would every had to say that without looking shouts DONT
