- Charlotte: They eat, darling. All they do is eat. And then afterwards the food comes out... *changed*. And not for the better.
- Ella Lopez: Okay, so based on the burn pattern, which is pretty gnarly in this case, it looks like the highest concentration of accelerant was placed, well...
- [Gestures to the victims genitals]
- Ella Lopez: Here.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.
- Chloe Decker: [Not assumed] Lucifer.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I mean, I've heard of hot pants, but this really brings new meaning to the term "fire crotch," doesn't it?
- Chloe Decker: *Lucifer*.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Wait. I have more. "Smokey Bobinson". "Weekend at Burnie's".
- Ella Lopez: His burning bush?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, very good! That was actually me, by the way, so don't tell anyone
- Ella Lopez: Time of death was two hours ago, but apparently he's been missing for almost two days.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Ooh, that's a long time on a sex rack. Not a record, but quite impressive.
- Charlotte: I just don't understand. Of all the things that you could do with your talents, law enforcement?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Have you considered I might enjoy exploring humanity?
- Charlotte: They eat, darling. All they do is eat. And then afterwards, the food comes out changed and not for the better.
- Lucifer Morningstar: What do you think you're doing?
- Charlotte: I'm taking your lead, son. Learning about your beloved humanity.
- Lucifer Morningstar: By dancing at my club?
- Charlotte: Well, I saw all the people on the tables smiling and I wanted to discover what they were so happy about.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, is it possible it's the money that I pay them?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Okay, Detective, this next part will be much easier if you're not here, so I'm gonna politely ask you to leave, okay?
- Chloe Decker: I'm not going anywhere.
- Charlotte: Well, what am I supposed to do, just sit here and hide?
- Lucifer Morningstar: See a movie, go to a museum. Catch up on what's happened over the past few thousand years. You'd be surprised.
- Charlotte: So you're going to punish me anyway?
- Lucifer Morningstar: I am, indeed. And not because I've been brainwashed by Dad or I'm trying to prove anything. I punish because I'm good at it. I like giving people their due. Makes me happy.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Lucifer reaches to touch crotch
- Chloe Decker: DONT touch the charred crotch walks away mumbling never thought i would every had to say that without looking shouts DONT