Lucifer (TV Series)
Lady Parts (2016)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Lucifer Morningstar : [to Mazikeen] Room mates? You and detective Decker? Hoh... no no no no no no. And have I mentioned no. And also: no!
Mazikeen : You're not my boss anymore.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, that may be. But I can't have the women in my life teaming up. I'll be outnumbered. Dad forbid you manage to have sex with her before I do.
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Lucifer Morningstar : You need to take the detective out and have fun. Three drinks should do the trick.
Mazikeen : Sucker's bet. Easy.
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, but you're not allowed to tie her up and pour booze down her throat.
Mazikeen : ...Less easy.
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Chloe Decker : Your girlfriend Daria Mitchell was found murdered last night.
Davis Fitzgerald : Murdered?
Gisele : Girlfriend? Is there a waitress you haven't slept with?
[Storms off]
Lucifer Morningstar : My gosh. Is hipster infidelity really more egregious than homicide?
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Linda Martin : I actually have a rule about phones during session.
Lucifer Morningstar : Really?
Linda Martin : No phones during session.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, why not? These things are incredibly therapeutic.
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Lucifer Morningstar : The detective is annoying me with questions that clearly won't lead anywhere, so I need a favor.
Mazikeen : Favors are your thing, not mine.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, phones... They can be so distracting.
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Lucifer Morningstar : There are only two reasons to drink alone, brother. Either you're a chronic dullard, or you're trying to avoid your problems. If it's the latter, I approve.
Amenadiel : My problems are your problems.
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Amenadiel : There will be real consequences, Luci, for all of us. Especially me.
Lucifer Morningstar : You know, I liked you better drunk.