- Chloe Decker: How'd you get in here?
- Mazikeen: Let's just say Samantha at the front desk is no longer into men.
- Charlotte: These humans are awful. They breathe through their mouths, and they won't shut up about something called "gluten".
- Lucifer Morningstar: [to Mazikeen] Room mates? You and detective Decker? Hoh... no no no no no no. And have I mentioned no. And also: no!
- Mazikeen: You're not my boss anymore.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, that may be. But I can't have the women in my life teaming up. I'll be outnumbered. Dad forbid you manage to have sex with her before I do.
- Ella Lopez: So, I was watching "Chinatown", right? And all of a sudden, it hits me. I need to go to L.A. I mean, do you ever feel like God is telling you to do something?
- Mazikeen: [Curtly] No.
- Lucifer Morningstar: You need to take the detective out and have fun. Three drinks should do the trick.
- Mazikeen: Sucker's bet. Easy.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, but you're not allowed to tie her up and pour booze down her throat.
- Mazikeen: ...Less easy.
- Chloe Decker: Your girlfriend Daria Mitchell was found murdered last night.
- Davis Fitzgerald: Murdered?
- Gisele: Girlfriend? Is there a waitress you haven't slept with?
- [Storms off]
- Lucifer Morningstar: My gosh. Is hipster infidelity really more egregious than homicide?
- Linda Martin: I actually have a rule about phones during session.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Really?
- Linda Martin: No phones during session.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, why not? These things are incredibly therapeutic.
- Lucifer Morningstar: The detective is annoying me with questions that clearly won't lead anywhere, so I need a favor.
- Mazikeen: Favors are your thing, not mine.
- Lucifer Morningstar: There are only two reasons to drink alone, brother. Either you're a chronic dullard, or you're trying to avoid your problems. If it's the latter, I approve.
- Amenadiel: My problems are your problems.
- Amenadiel: There will be real consequences, Luci, for all of us. Especially me.
- Lucifer Morningstar: You know, I liked you better drunk.