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Chloe Decker : We've have an injured groom and a deceased bride.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, they got to that "till death do us part" nonsense quickly, didn't they?
Chloe Decker : The bride suffered a gunshot wound to the chest.
Lucifer Morningstar : Chest? Shooter didn't go for the head? First rule of zombie killing.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [Making out with a bridesmaid] Detective, I found you a lead.
Chloe Decker : Where--in her mouth?
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, actually. Imagine what I can find in other orifices.
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Lucifer Morningstar : I got the files, didn't I? I did what I had to do
Dan Espinoza : Oh, please, don't give me that crap. You never do what you have to do, Lucifer. You only ever do what you *want* to.
Lucifer Morningstar : That is not true. There's a lot of things that I didn't want to do.
Dan Espinoza : Oh, really?
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes. Because if I only ever did what I wanted to do, then right now, I'd do this.
[Punches Dan in the face]
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Chloe Decker : You look like hell.
Lucifer Morningstar : Ha! Not heard that before.
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Lucifer Morningstar : You need to take me seriously. You need to believe what I'm saying. Otherwise, you'll never understand... I'm a monster. A monster who... deserves to be punished.
Linda Martin : I believe you feel that way. And I want to understand. I truly do! But, Lucifer, you have to help me. I need you to be honest with me. Completely honest about who you are.
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Lucifer Morningstar : My brother died.
Linda Martin : Amenadiel?
Lucifer Morningstar : No, I... another brother. I have many.
Linda Martin : Lucifer, I'm so sorry.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, it's fine, what's done is done.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Let me guess, you were in love with the groom. This is always about jealousy, isn't it?
Shauna : No! It was Peggy.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, much more interesting, go on.
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Chloe Decker : Are you drunk?
Lucifer Morningstar : I wish. Pesky supernatural metabolism keeps getting in the way. Still doesn't stop me trying, though.
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Linda Martin : I believe you feel that way. And I want to understand. I truly do! But, Lucifer, you have to help me. I need you to be honest with me. Completely honest... about who you are.
Lucifer Morningstar : Completely honest? Are you sure?
Linda Martin : Yes. Yes, I'm sure. That's what all of these sessions... Our entire relationship... Is all about. Getting to know the real Lucifer. No more lies. No more metaphors.
Lucifer Morningstar : Very well.
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Lucifer Morningstar : You can't understand, Detective. And you never will.
Chloe Decker : Well, if you won't talk to me, then... please, talk to someone else. You have a therapist. Talk to her, before it eats you alive.
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Dan Espinoza : You tortured a suspect?
Lucifer Morningstar : I didn't lay a finger on the spineless cretin,