Lucifer (TV Series)
Homewrecker (2016)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Lucifer Morningstar : Detective, does that mean you're on my side now?
Chloe Decker : Lucifer, this is your home. I've always been on your side.
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Linda Martin : [about Amenadiel] if what you say is true...
Lucifer Morningstar : What? That he's got a stick so far up his ass you can see it when he yawns?
Linda Martin : That he's a fallen angel.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, yes, that, too.
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Amenadiel : I don't need you to show me around the city.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, of course you do. This is an exciting time, brother! Now that we're making Los Angeles our home, the City of Angels can finally earn its name.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Detective, does that mean you're on my side now?
Chloe Decker : Lucifer, this is your home, I've always been on your side.
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Lucifer Morningstar : This is the man forcing me from my home, he can't even make a proper suicide jump.
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Linda Martin : I find that people make Los Angeles their home for one of two reasons. Either they're running from something, or looking for something.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, and which one are you?
Linda Martin : I'm not the one on the couch, Lucifer.
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Lucifer Morningstar : It's not my home, it never was.
Linda Martin : And neither was Hell.
Lucifer Morningstar : No. No, that was somewhere I was sent as punishment. Like the DMV, but less screaming.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Underneath here there's prohibition tunnels everywhere. Howard Hughes used to use them to sneak his mistresses away from his other mistresses.
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Chloe Decker : Ella, are any of these pieces here big enough to get a partial from?
Ella Lopez : Probably not. But, hey, someone invented glue for a reason. Right?
Chloe Decker : You're going to reassemble all those pieces?
Lucifer Morningstar : I'm fairly certain there are people in Hell being forced to do exactly that right now.
Ella Lopez : Oh, I was the kind of kid who did jigsaw puzzles picture-side down.
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Chloe Decker : This an extremely high profile case. We are doing this by the book. I cannot have you terrorizing him.
Lucifer Morningstar : I would never.
Chloe Decker : Or threatening to tear his arms off.
Lucifer Morningstar : That happened one time.
Chloe Decker : Or hanging him from a window.
Lucifer Morningstar : I solemnly promise that the man's feet will remain firmly on the ground.
[Body falls from the sky]
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Eric Cooper : I saw your "lease"... It was written in lipstick on a stripper's thong. Not exactly legally binding.
Lucifer Morningstar : Hm. Well, maybe we can write the new one in blood. I find that to be quite binding.
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Linda Martin : Why is it that I'm the only human in your life who knows who you really are?
Lucifer Morningstar : Because you asked me, remember? You insisted that I show you.