- Lucifer Morningstar: I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Dad.
- Lucifer Morningstar: It's a very difficult day... because...
- Chloe Decker: Today.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Today is...
- Chloe Decker: The first day.
- Lucifer Morningstar: The first day..
- Chloe Decker: Of..,
- Lucifer Morningstar: Of...
- Chloe Decker: The trial
- Lucifer Morningstar: Trial of...
- Chloe Decker: ...My dad's killer.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Trial of my dad's killer!
- [Confused]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Nietzsche?
- Lucifer Morningstar: No, no, much as I'd like to see *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Douche*, I'd like to win this. I was pointing at Maze.
- Charlotte: I'm confused, Detective. Are you suggesting your partner is delusional, or just lying?
- Chloe Decker: Lucifer Morningstar is many things, but he is not a liar.
- Dan Espinoza: Charlotte? How could you do this to me?
- Charlotte: What exactly? I've done several things to you.
- Dan Espinoza: Did you sleep with me to get intel on this case?
- Charlotte: Of course, but it's not like you didn't get anything out of it.
- Penelope: I played this role before, 16 years ago.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, maybe it's like butt stuff. Easier the second time around.
- Chloe Decker: Trust me, you do not want to talk to me right now.
- Lucifer Morningstar: You're right, I don't. You look scary.
- Dan Espinoza: Perry hired him to go behind the Triad's back to kill Boris, knowing that they'd punish him for it.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Clever Perry, killed two birds with one stone. Three, if you count the chicken.
- Ella Lopez: Charlotte Richards is the gorgeous lady you slept with, right?
- Dan Espinoza: How the hell did you know that?
- Ella Lopez: Well, I saw a long, honey-blonde hair on your coat the other day. It was curlier than Chloe's. And then, I spotted a smudge of lipstick on your cuff... Burgundy shade. Bold, but not too sexy. Lawyer color.
- Dan Espinoza: [Stunned] Really?
- Ella Lopez: No. I just saw your butt pucker when Chloe mentioned her name in the lab this morning.
- Charlotte: You need to see that this Chloe you so adore isn't worthy of you.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I admit I enjoy working with her, but adore, that's a bit much.
- Charlotte: Oh, please. You've sacrificed more for her than you ever have for anyone else. Have you forgotten? You killed your brother, my son, to protect her. Do you think there's anything even remotely similar that she would do for you?