Lucifer (TV Series)
Stewardess Interruptus (2017)
Kevin Alejandro: Dan Espinoza
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Quotes
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Dan Espinoza : You're not gonna tell Chloe about me and Charlotte, right?
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, as long as you promise to never touch Charlotte again.
Dan Espinoza : No, it's not a problem.
Lucifer Morningstar : Good. 'Cause the last thing I need is a step-Dan.
Dan Espinoza : ...You say some really weird things, man.
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Brunette : [Chloe is interviewing all of Lucifer's exes] He even did this thing with a Pan flute and a butternut squash...
Lucifer Morningstar : I was improvising. I didn't have any zucchinis.
Hipster : ...He did this thing with my Tibetan singing pot and artisan honey.
Lucifer Morningstar : It's a game I play called, "Do I make you horny, honey?"
Handsome Guy : ...With some Vaseline and a car battery.
Dan Espinoza : What?
Lucifer Morningstar : That was a move I call, "Gentlemen, start your engines."