Lucifer (TV Series)
Love Handles (2017)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Lucifer Morningstar : This man clearly has an oversized ego, comparing himself to the likes of Johnny Kane and Dr. Scott. If we threaten that ego, trust me, he'll respond.
Dan Espinoza : How do you know?
Lucifer Morningstar : Because I know his type, Daniel. Used to live with him, in fact. Called him Dad.
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Lucifer Morningstar : These are the future leaders of America, Detective., engaging in sex, drugs, and... lecherous behavior. Makes me proud.
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Chloe Decker : Any idea of how long it took the poison to activate?
Ella Lopez : Well, it's hard to say for sure, but best guess, maybe 24 hours?
Lucifer Morningstar : I hope poor Ricky made 'em count. Enjoying what little life he had left with sex or friends.
Chloe Decker : Or sex *with* friends.
[Lucifer stares at her, dumbfounded]
Chloe Decker : I just figured that's where you were going with that.
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Lucifer Morningstar : What are you doing, Detective?
Chloe Decker : Sending him an e-mail.
Dan Espinoza : What?
Lucifer Morningstar : [Reads over Chloe's shoulder] "You pathetic sad sack. No wonder you didn't get tenure. Your experiments are as ugly as you are." Well said, Detective.
Dan Espinoza : Seriously? Insulting a serial killer?
[Sarcastic]
Dan Espinoza : That's an awesome idea.
Lucifer Morningstar : Thank you.
[Turns back to Chloe]
Lucifer Morningstar : Also, his mask is a bit lame. Could've been much creepier. Put that in.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [Walking in on a suspect watching porn] LAPD. Show us what's in your hands.
Chloe Decker : No, raise your hands above your head where we can see them.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, it might be a gun, Detective.
Chloe Decker : [Trying not to look] It's not a gun.
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Chloe Decker : Care to explain why you sent Johnny Kane a threatening e-mail yesterday at 9:10 a.m.?
Lucifer Morningstar : Busted, Mr. Hoffing. You may as well come clean now. Pun intended.
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Ella Lopez : Check it out, petechial hemorrhaging, ribboned skin, ocular discharge.
Lucifer Morningstar : [Chuckles, Chloe gives him a look] Sorry. She said "discharge". It gets me every time.
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Chloe Decker : Did you notice anything strange in the last few days? Any unusual behavior?
Timmy Nolan : Like what?
Lucifer Morningstar : Like someone carrying a small apothecary bottle marked with a skull and crossbones perhaps?
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Lucifer Morningstar : Oh! To Love Is to Die. Impressive work. I mean, to be a man playing a woman playing a man. It's absolutely dizzying.
[Gets a look]
Lucifer Morningstar : What? Should I have said spoiler?
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Lucifer Morningstar : Don't play silly buggers with me, Mum.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Believe me, there is no winning when you play by a twisted tyrant's rules.