Lucifer (TV Series)
A Good Day to Die (2017)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Professor Carlisle : It keeps happening. Over and over. It's like I'm in Hell!
Lucifer Morningstar : There's no "like" about it.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Okay, who wants to kill me?
[Maze and Amenadiel raise their hands]
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Linda Martin : Lucifer, what makes you so sure you'd go to Hell?
Lucifer Morningstar : In case you've missed it, doctor, I've been banned from Heaven. There's no where else for me to go.
Linda Martin : And you're sure there's no other way to get there? I mean, dying?
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, if anyone has a better suggestion, by all means, speak up now. Quite frankly, I'd prefer to Uber there.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [to Chloe] Look who's back. You didn't die after all. That makes one of us.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [Maddox is threatening them with a baseball bat] Take a swing and I'll shove that so far up your ass you'll have splinters in your stool.
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Dan Espinoza : Criminals like Maddox, they use art sales to cover up money transfers. They could demand any price for a piece of art, and in return provide whatever it is their clients really want.
Lucifer Morningstar : Can he provide an eye bath? I'll need one after this.
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Lucifer Morningstar : There's a good chance the doctor won't be able to revive me. And we don't want me to stay dead, do we?
[Amenadiel shrugs]
Lucifer Morningstar : That was a rhetorical question.
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Lucifer Morningstar : I'm not sure what lead I'm following here, but am I supposed to let them punch me, too?
Dan Espinoza : What? No. I screwed up. Okay, Lucifer? I let my anger get the better of me and now Chloe's gonna pay for it.
Lucifer Morningstar : What, so this isn't some elaborate game of bloody possum?
Dan Espinoza : Of course not!
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, well, in that case...
[Escapes his bindings]
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Linda Martin : I'm going to give you 60 seconds then re-surge your heart.
Lucifer Morningstar : Sixty seconds? I've had orgasms that last longer.
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Dan Espinoza : Don't mess with us right now, man, it's my wife...
Lucifer Morningstar : Ex-wife.
Dan Espinoza : My ex-wife's life is on the line.
Dave Maddox : You... so you're trying to help your *ex*-wife? Something's wrong with you, buddy.
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Lucifer Morningstar : What is it you desire?
Dave Maddox : I-I want someone to buy my art because they actually like it.
[sighs]
Dave Maddox : Clients only buy my paintings because they're forced to as part of our deal, but... I know they just throw them away. And treat 'em like trash.
Lucifer Morningstar : An insult to trash.
Dave Maddox : All I want... more than anything, is just... is to be treated like a real artist.
Lucifer Morningstar : Really? That's it? Well, miracles aren't my thing, but I'm sure we can come to an arrangement.
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Linda Martin : Ice to slow your brain cells from dying, and painkillers to, well, kill the pain.
Lucifer Morningstar : Got it covered, thanks.
[Takes out a flask]