Henry Danger (TV Series)
Mouth Candy (2016)
Craig Welzbacher: Officer Becker
Quotes
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Officer Becker : [recognizing Jasper] Wait a minute. I've seen this kid before.
Officer Martin : Oh, yeah. Didn't he get arrested last year at Swellview Park?
Officer Becker : Right - for using the ladies' bathroom. That's messed up, man.
Jasper Dunlop : No, that was only 'cause my friend's little sister...
Officer Martin : Hey, and didn't you also get arrested last Christmas, in City Hall, for wearin' more than one hat simultaneously?
Jasper Dunlop : Well...
Mr. Sugarman : [indicating the candy boot] And today he tried to steal this!
Mitch Bilsky : That's right. He did.
Jasper Dunlop : No, I-I-I-I didn't. I was just holding it.
Officer Becker : Well, you know what they say.
Officer Martin : He who holds it, stoleds it.
Jasper Dunlop : Okay, somewbody get me a dictionary and show me the word "stoleds!"