Henry Danger (TV Series)

Mouth Candy (2016)

Cooper Barnes: Captain Man, Ray Manchester

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Quotes 

• Ray Manchester : [swearing]  Ah, fudge and cumquats!

• [Henry wears a wire] 

  Ray Manchester : Just get as close to Mitch as you can and try to get him to admit that he's the one who stole the fried foot.

  Charlotte Page : [correcting]  The candy boot.

  Ray Manchester : [witheringly]  Oh, it matters.

• Charlotte Page : [finding a long, black, curved on the floor of Ray's van]  Uh... what is this?

  Ray Manchester : Uh, that was either a banana or a dog dog.

  Charlotte Page : [flings it away]  Ew!

• Ray Manchester : Test. Test one. Puh. Puh. Puh-tato pants. Pretty Polly wore purple potato pants to her Perim party in Pittsburgh. Henry, how's that sound?

  Ray Manchester : Painful. Please p'stop.

• [Ray pops some Captain Man bubble gum into his mouth] 

  Charlotte Page : What're you gonna a do?

  Ray Manchester : What I shoulda done a long time ago.

  Charlotte Page : You mean clean this van?

  [Ray scowls at her] 

• Charlotte Page : Ooo, somebody's got his "manties" in a bunch today.

  Ray Manchester : Uh, I don't wear "manties," thank you.

  Henry Hart : Ray...

  Ray Manchester : I wear boys underwear.

• Captain Man : [as Miss Shapen lies stricken on the floor]  Uh... Kid, go handle that.

  Kid Danger : What? Wha...? I... I don't know how to handle a snakebite.

  Captain Man : Just go over there, put her elbow in your mouth and... suck out the poison.

• Ray Manchester : Why don't we just call Leonardo da Vinci and say "Uh, hey, Leon, could you build the Eiffel Tower again?"

• Captain Man : [upon entering Swellview Middle School]  Bilsky! Admit that you framed Jasper Dunlap.

  Mitch Bilsky : Ah, you can't force me to...

  [Captain Man slams Mitch up against the school lockers] 

  Captain Man : Admit it, so I don't have to punch you in the face and smash your groin!

  Mitch Bilsky : You wouldn't hurt a kid.

  Captain Man : Oh, please. You look at least twenty-six years old.

  Mitch Bilsky : Fair point.

• Captain Man : [fed up with Jasper's non-emergency emergency calls]  Okay, for the next two months, I don't wanna hear about any more "crimes" from you. We clear?

  Jasper Dunlop : What if I see a burglary in progress?

  Captain Man : You shut up.

  Jasper Dunlop : What if I witness road rage?

  Captain Man : You shut up.

  Jasper Dunlop : What if I hear a ticking bomb?

  Captain Man : Just chill. Oh, and shut... up.